mornin all and how are we today then?all good hopefully..well as per yoosual..start with the weather..its absolutely hammeri ng it down here...but it forecast to fair off to a steady downpour!!!Im orf to the opticians today...need some new reading glasses..thats after me shelf building...going to build another one on the other side of the door..it was lethal finding that wood!!lot of talk on here about the placebo effect and mind work...I definitely belive that a large part of healing and fixing is mind related..know that on a personal level...heres a funny tale re placebos for you....
many years ago in when I had just joined the prison service, I was on nights..now as you can imagine all is in lockdown no movement all prisoners in cells etc etc..to open a cell door in night state took all sort of palaver and regulations and numbers of staff to be there etc etc...so..if a prisoner was ill,had a headache or something minor like that..its not the first time I have seen the Night Orderly officer "consult "with the prisoner at the cell door..after a diagnosis the prisoner would be given a tablet..in serious cases 2,of various colours and shades.....not once did I ever see one of these cases go further than that...and the tablets??aspirins that had been coloured in with felt tip pens!!so it proves they work...
anyway brew time then on to wood sawing...
hiya SF....hows you then?as you say even if it is placebo ..so???the strongest medicine comes from within....you can do it!!
hiya Sam...hows you today friend?all good...fingers crossed for you ..something will turn up......saw some highland cattle close up yesterday...like about 3 ft away ..woweee impressive!
aha ..Mrs meanie...its the young un here!!!kids the left overs are on the top shelf in the cupboard...get a stool to stand on!!hows you today?how is the back?heres a brew ...its full of back pain healing properties!!
hiya pauly hows you today then?all good.....our bush is dead,me bougie has shed its flowers and leaves,gone back into stick mode ....but on the bright side my bird of paradise plant is growing well...you thought about doin any more with the garden?Ill come over for the weekend!! have a great day..
hi pie (as opposed to lo pie!)..hows you today then?how did you get on at your dads?ok?so what have you got planned for today then?yep that was a grand cake..made me homesick!"!
hiya NS...hows you?di you take the dog for a swim yesterday?yep yesterday was just fine for me..feet back on the ground...being the centre of attention isnt one of my greatest needsnice to be noticed now n again but thatll do nicely...you doing anything today?
hiya ppqp...hows you today..and hows Ess doing?( ford escape)..you know the booss is only as good as his workforce ...there are plenty of ships captains without ships!!
your post....Think it's chicken on the barbie tonight
images.jpg ????????????:egad:
right folks have a good one
pie ..just for you!!
1 - Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2 - Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
3 - There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4 - The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
5 - A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
6 - There are more chickens than people in the world.
7 - The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
8 - On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over then Parliament building is an American flag.
9 - All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
10 - No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
11 - "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
12 - Almonds are a member of the peach family.
13 - There are only 4 words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
14 - A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
15 - An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
16 - Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
17 - In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
18 - Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
19 - The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
20 - A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
21 - A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
22 - It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
23 - The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
24 - In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
25 - The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
26 - The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
27 - There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
28 - The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
29 - A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
30 - A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
31 - Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also misspelled on his tomb stone.
32 - Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
33 - More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
34 - Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
35 - Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
36 - Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot.
37 - If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
38 - Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
39 - Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
40 - The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
41 - The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
42 - TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
43 - The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
44 - A snail can sleep for 3 years.
45 - American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
46 - The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
47 - Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.
48 - "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49 - No president of the United states was an only child.
And last and definitely most important:
50 - The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
have a great day..
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
A bailiff turned up today to take our possessions to sell for our creditors. I explained we had no money through mismanagement and ignorance of economics.
"It's Ok then, I understand how these things happen. " He said, then leaving us to try and sort it out.
He was such a nice man that Mr Popalopadus.
I've decided to become a pirate, so I stole a car.
Now I just need to find someone towing a boat.
A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. He sent off all the forms and all was fine but he was asked to take an eye test.
So off he goes and gets himself an appointment the same day, and sits down in the examining chair.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I N O S T A C Z'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
"'Pinball Wizard' is a song by the who?"
Worst pub quiz ever.
many years ago in when I had just joined the prison service, I was on nights..now as you can imagine all is in lockdown no movement all prisoners in cells etc etc..to open a cell door in night state took all sort of palaver and regulations and numbers of staff to be there etc etc...so..if a prisoner was ill,had a headache or something minor like that..its not the first time I have seen the Night Orderly officer "consult "with the prisoner at the cell door..after a diagnosis the prisoner would be given a tablet..in serious cases 2,of various colours and shades.....not once did I ever see one of these cases go further than that...and the tablets??aspirins that had been coloured in with felt tip pens!!so it proves they work...
anyway brew time then on to wood sawing...
hiya SF....hows you then?as you say even if it is placebo ..so???the strongest medicine comes from within....you can do it!!
hiya Sam...hows you today friend?all good...fingers crossed for you ..something will turn up......saw some highland cattle close up yesterday...like about 3 ft away ..woweee impressive!
aha ..Mrs meanie...its the young un here!!!kids the left overs are on the top shelf in the cupboard...get a stool to stand on!!hows you today?how is the back?heres a brew ...its full of back pain healing properties!!
hiya pauly hows you today then?all good.....our bush is dead,me bougie has shed its flowers and leaves,gone back into stick mode ....but on the bright side my bird of paradise plant is growing well...you thought about doin any more with the garden?Ill come over for the weekend!! have a great day..
hi pie (as opposed to lo pie!)..hows you today then?how did you get on at your dads?ok?so what have you got planned for today then?yep that was a grand cake..made me homesick!"!
hiya NS...hows you?di you take the dog for a swim yesterday?yep yesterday was just fine for me..feet back on the ground...being the centre of attention isnt one of my greatest needsnice to be noticed now n again but thatll do nicely...you doing anything today?
hiya ppqp...hows you today..and hows Ess doing?( ford escape)..you know the booss is only as good as his workforce ...there are plenty of ships captains without ships!!
your post....Think it's chicken on the barbie tonight
images.jpg ????????????:egad:
right folks have a good one
pie ..just for you!!
1 - Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2 - Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
3 - There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4 - The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
5 - A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
6 - There are more chickens than people in the world.
7 - The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
8 - On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over then Parliament building is an American flag.
9 - All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
10 - No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
11 - "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
12 - Almonds are a member of the peach family.
13 - There are only 4 words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
14 - A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
15 - An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
16 - Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
17 - In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
18 - Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
19 - The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
20 - A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
21 - A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
22 - It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
23 - The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
24 - In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
25 - The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
26 - The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
27 - There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
28 - The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
29 - A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
30 - A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
31 - Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also misspelled on his tomb stone.
32 - Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
33 - More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
34 - Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
35 - Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
36 - Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot.
37 - If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
38 - Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
39 - Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
40 - The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
41 - The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
42 - TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
43 - The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
44 - A snail can sleep for 3 years.
45 - American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
46 - The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
47 - Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.
48 - "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49 - No president of the United states was an only child.
And last and definitely most important:
50 - The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
have a great day..
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.
A bailiff turned up today to take our possessions to sell for our creditors. I explained we had no money through mismanagement and ignorance of economics.
"It's Ok then, I understand how these things happen. " He said, then leaving us to try and sort it out.
He was such a nice man that Mr Popalopadus.
I've decided to become a pirate, so I stole a car.
Now I just need to find someone towing a boat.
A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. He sent off all the forms and all was fine but he was asked to take an eye test.
So off he goes and gets himself an appointment the same day, and sits down in the examining chair.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I N O S T A C Z'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
"'Pinball Wizard' is a song by the who?"
Worst pub quiz ever.
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