ppqp....slow down...just co you have got new wheels ,you dont have to do everything as fast as it does...especially where work is concerned ...take it easy...remember me time?you still getting thunderstorms?
mornin Lav ..how are you today then?Pot is topped up so help yourself to as much as you need..so you pickling up the cucumbers?might do the same with the courgettes..they are kind of like feast and famine or maybe its because I havent got my succession planting right!checked the road beans this morning ...they are absolutely covered in black fly so need to get that sorted out..sitting in the front room here,need to shut the door,2 mad rabbits running about the house!!
hiya Det ..hows you today with your unkinked back?all good matey?glad to hear it....
pauly thats it..focus on the good ...we could all moan like hell, but there are always people worserer ..thats todays word!!you know when I was at skool they used to say things like there isnt such a word,or you dont spell it like such and such...but now in life I choose to write what I want and spell how I want...what a rebel !!as for as that video goes its about a mugging in Glasgow,,the guy with the blade wants the other guys puter and phone...he kind of says ..no problem ,I feel really sorry for you there mustve been some tragedy in your life for you to want to do this..wanna tell me about it..he does so ,and as he re-iterates the story the other guy clouts him across the head with the lappy..so my dear what are happy for today?get the big smiley face on!!
hey Sam oversleep ...better get your skates on!!when do you start the new job?as I was driving home last night saw ,3 owls when I was coming across the moors,and also a peregrine falcon ..there are a nesting pair not so far from here ,but the location isnt obviously broadcast because of people pinching the eggs and young
hi pie...bye pie ...zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm man that was a quickie ...how are you ?all good I hope...
morning NS ..and how are you today then?on granny duty?you love it!!
hiya bear ..hows you today then hopefully good too..
right folks time for the offski...so have a good day one and all.......
I wanted to book a holiday in Greece.
The man in the travel agency told me that the hotel, complete with swimming pool and beautiful panoramic sea view, would cost me 3000 Euros.
I said, "That's a bit steep!"
He said, "Well, you can rent it for 60 Euros a month if you don't want to buy it
Greece have finally reached a deal with the EU after they got the citizens advice involved, they are now going to pay 10 quid a week for the next 42 billion years...
The President of Nintendo has died.
The ambulance went Wii U, Wii U, Wii U!
The president of Nintendo has died at the age of fifty five.
I should imagine his family will be well consoled.
The Greek people feel they have been shafted by being asked to pay more taxes, while being forced to reduce their public services, sell off their public assets like postal services, electricity companies and ports, pay more VAT, reduce pensions while being forced to retire a lot later.
....We would like to welcome the Greeks to UK economics.
I've just become the World paper measuring champion.
I won the competition by the narrowest of margins
My mate was in the pub with me, teaching me how to pick up girls.
"First of all ask questions." He said, "Girls love to talk and it makes you seem interested."
"OK." I replied, "What else?"
"Well find a way to talk yourself up. But don't make it seem too obvious."
"Anything else?"
"Yeah girls love a guy with a big heart." He replied, "Mention an elderly relative, it makes you seem caring."
"Great, thanks." I replied.
So I turned to the girl next to me,
"My Nan says I could get any girl I want. You gonna make her a liar?"
apologies Lav cover stellas eyes!!
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the fck I am now!!..
courgettes this morning
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