first things first...brew time...everyone agree?
hiya SF......How did you manage to hurt your back again?hope it gets better soon...didnt realise you were working for the Amish store..glad its working out.
morning ppqp....how did your visit with your dad go?hope all went well.
hiya pauly,how are you today?all good?
hi bear...yep I did the same the other night..woke up at about 3am with some guy on the telly trying to sell me a garden hose!!yes I need to get back into a bit of a routine,with both eating and exercise.I will
hiya Lav..Philip here!hows you today then?all good hopefully ...nice fb pics...weather is pretty guffy over here today...so guess Im going to get soaked!split down some plants yesterday ,cowslip, primrose,primula,iris so now got double the population....courgettes......now got 13 in the cupboard..and given a couple away...stir fry land here we come....
hiya pie how are you today then?when does sg go?..will you be looking at getting another student in the immediate future?hope all the shows are enjoyable..
hiya Sam,well did you get some toons played?you need to tell us a wee bit about the noo job ...what does it involve?
hi ns...how are you today then?hmm that pattern sounds pretty much familiar to me...kinda like my ethos...gotta be all done now..then wonder why you are done in...
right folks ..time for the off ..coupla jokes and gone ..tomorrow Im out really early so probably wont be startin fred....
Pictures of the Queen practicing a Nazi salute as a child have emerged.
"I knew she was the one for me, as soon as I saw them" said Prince Philip.
So now we know how high the snow was at Balmoral in 1932.
I was sat minding my own business the other day when some girl comes up to me and says "Excuse me. How do you spell Apple?"
"Apple?" I said. "That's one of the easiest words in the English language! My God, you must be absolutely thick as pig sh.t! How old are you?"
"Four" she said, crying.
Anyway long story short, I'm no longer a nursery teacher.
I ran down the platform trying to catch the train thinking.......................................... ............... 'I'm sure I put the brake on.'
I asked a local drug dealer "How much is an ounce of weed"
28 grams approximately, He replied.
I was on a camping trip with my girlfriend.
She awoke me in the middle of the night and said, "I think there's people outside our tent."
"Of course there are." I replied, "We live on a highly populated planet."
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