hiya ppqp ..hey you hang in there...as for the drinking thoughts....guess from time to time we all get them...for me its not the getting them its how you deal with them that the problem lies with ...and youve done well big hugz to you you can do it..
bear likewise ...why would you want to go down the road of ah fk it ...to be really peed off the next morning knoeing that the enjoyment you had got from drinking was definintely not proportionate to the effort you had put in.....again just my opinion...I need to keep them to myself at times!!
Sam ..sorry bout your cat ..believe me I know how much animals play a part in our lives!!how are you getting on with the new job?still enjoying it?
hey Det ...indonesian stew?go on what does that contain?yep veggies n meat etc but what spices ? you off for a coupla days ..take it easy friend
hiya Lav..here you go strong medicinal brew..how are you feelingtoday then ?any better? you got a quiet day today or are the minecraft maniacs with you?
ns ..hows you ..whats this travellin ...where are you??your post sums it up perfectly ..no chugging out of bottles ,ditchin empites or planning around refills....good for you...
hiya pie ...hows you ?dropped a bundle on the car...ha is there any different way...cant ever recollect car going to the garage and the guy saying "this is going to cost you a teeny weeny bit of money!! its usually ....sharp intake of breath and ..well dont quote me on this , but I reckon its gonna cost you in the region of a coupla hundred at least...what it is see ...the gigglin pin which is attached to the doofry ferkin,thats worn away ..if we can get that out and replaced it will be in the coupla hundred range...but if not then we have to strip out the whole thingummy bob..and that can be quite expensive....LIKE 200 NOTES ISNT??? but thats how it goes so you end up thinking ..hope its only 200
gotta dash ..shout to sf ,pauly et al ..wherever you are
pie......
What do you call a magicians dog?
A Labracadabrador.
I've bought shares in a company called Miserable.
It started off as a little concern and since then it's groan and groan
I walked through the casino sideways last night.
"Are you drunk?" asked a member of staff.
I said, "No, I'm looking for the crabs table."
He laughed and said, "It's 'Crap'
"Thanks" I said, "But I think I'll be the judge of that."
Shocking news unfolding on our TV screens right now from Glasgow.
Hundreds of Scots leaving a pub before last orders.
Two Irishmen fall down a hole.
One says to the other, "Fcking hell, it's dark down here aint it?"
The other says, "I dunno, I can't see."
My boss came up to me and said, "Houston we have a problem."
I said, "Don't worry boss. Like Sherlock Holmes, I'm on the case."
30 mins later he came up and asked, "All quiet on the western front?"
I replied, "He shoots, he scores!"
Boss beamed, "Roger and out."
Fck knows what we were talking about.
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck reverse piked with a double twist. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
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So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."
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