anyways ..brew time..
hiya Sam ...hows you today mate?good sesh on the toones yesterday?hows the job going.....?
ns...hey glad your weekend went well..how comes theres stress?I think in life we do need a wee bit to survive ..but its certanly strange how it changes ...I used to get stressed over things like security audits,escapes attempts,maintaining security and all that sorta crap......now it stresses me if my rabbits dont play out,or tomatoes dont go red!!!..and as for mick speak...wotz that allabaht? seesier to unnerstand!!!
hiya pie ...one exchange student here reporting maam ..kit packed ready to go!!...whats with the canine flghts?do you get dogs in from everywhere?
hiya Lav...hows you today?all good hopefully ...so whats in store for you today then?went out yesterday and I had a big pepper on the plant ..was a belter..note the was...slugs got it!!grrr ..here you go one magic bean brew! my best garlic is elephants foot garlic..seems to do pretty well......did you know there is a national fig day?think its 5th November
hiya ppqp..hows you then?hows the wheels doing too?so thats the garden up to speed now is it?did you visit your dad over the weekend?
hiya bear..gotta agree with everyone else...chest pains can be anything from panic attacks/stress/ trapped wind to heart issues...you def dont mess about with that..get it checked..hope you are ok.
quite a few folk missing..hope all is well....take it easy n have a great day
I'm what's known as "A bit of a ladies man"
But it's not my fault some pub toilet signs aren't very clear.
I'm not surprised that most of the Jackson five eventually went off the rails.
They could only count to 3 and up to C in the alphabet.
My wife called me while I was at work.
"Honey, I'm getting contractions." she grunted, "I need you to drive to the hospital."
When I got there I called her back and said, "What do you want me to do now?"
I went on a date with a gawjus girl last night, and she paid for everything. All the drinks, entry to the nightclub and even the kebab afterwards.
It was a fantastic night until I went to walk her home.
I took her hand and found my wallet in it.
Just ordered a Star Wars coffee in Starbucks. Luke Warm.
I was with my best mate today when I saw my wife walk in.
Quick as flash I hid under a table, hoping that she won't see me.
"Don't let her see me," I whispered to my mate.
"Are you kidding me?" he asked.
"No," I replied, "distract her for me, will ya?" Everyone began to stare.
"Distract her?" he shouted, looking at the congregation. "Dave it's your fcking wedding!"
I really don't understand women.
The girl next door was telling me how much she liked meeting men in high places.
But when she arrives home from work and finds me hiding on top of her wardrobe I'm a "fecking weirdo".
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