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big shout to everyone.....well done sf :welldone:
The doctor said I needed to stop drinking and smoking immediately.
Fcking boring in the waiting room without though.
"Don't lie to me I know you are having an affair with the gardener" I said to my wife
"What made you suspect something?" she asked
"Because we live in a flat" I replied
You know you're poor when you get woken up by some burglar breaking in,and you just smile,roll over and go back to sleep.
I see women in the US military are now allowed to serve in combat.
Finally, someone in the tank will stop and ask for directions.
I was walking the dog when it got stuck in a drain.I was struggling to get it free when I heard a snap.I pulled and pulled with all my might and it broke in half.There were pieces of it everywhere.
Oh well time to buy another yo-yo.
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