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**Mick** · August 4, 2015, 02:05 AM

Part 2

the dictionary

ok seeing as the redneck was such a hit..here we go......

Ah: The thing you see with, and the personal pronoun used denoting individuality. "Ah think Ah've got somethin' in mah ah."

Ast: To interrogate or inquire, as when a revenue agent seeks information about illegal moonshine stills. "Don't ast me so many question. It makes me mad."

Attair: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desire. "Pass me attair gravy, please"

Awl: An amber fluid used to lubricate engines. "Ah like attair car, but it sure does take a lot of awl."

Bawl: What water does at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. "That gal cain't even bawl water without burnin' it."

Bleeve: Expression of intent or faith. "Ah bleeve we ought to go to church this Sunday."

Cent: Plural of cent. "You paid five dollars for that necktie? Ah wouldn't give fiddy cent for it."

Co-cola: The soft drink that started in Atlanta and conquered the world. "Ah hear they even sell Co-cola in Russia."

Cyst: To render aid. "Can Ah cyst you with those packages, ma'am."

Dayum: A cuss word Rhett Butler used in "Gone With the Wind." "Frankly,my dear, I don't give a dayum."

Everwhichaways: To be scattered in all directions. "You should have been there when the train hit attair chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways.

Far: A state of combustion that produces heat and light. "Ah reckon it's about time to put out the far and call in the dawgs."

Flares: The colorful, sweet-smelling part of a plant. "If yo wife's mad at ya, it's smart to take her some flares."

Fur: Measure of distance. "It's a fur piece ta Etlanna."

Fur: Because of or to indicate possession. "Fur yew ta get attair new car yew gotta go see Bubba bout a loan."

Good ole boy: Any Southern male between age 16 and 60 who has an amiable disposition and is fond of boon companions, strong drink, hound dawgs, fishin', huntin', and good lookin' women, but
not necessarily in that order. " Bubba's a good ole boy."

Griyuts: What no Southern breakfast would be without - grits. "Ah like griyuts with butter and sawt on'em, but Ah purely love'em with red-eye gravy."

Hale: Where General Sherman is going for what he did to Etlanna. (Atlanta) "General Sherman said "War is Hale" and he made sure it was."

Hep: to aid or benefit. "Ah can't hep it if Ah'm still in love with you."

Idinit: Term employed by genteel Southerners to avoid saying Ain't. "Mighty hot today, idinit?"

Jew: Did you. "Jew want to buy attair comic book, son, or just stand there and read it here?"

Kumpny: Guests. "Be home on time. We's havin' kumpny for supper."

Law: Police, or as Southerners pronounce it, PO-leece. "We better get outta here. That bartender's doen called the law."

Likker: Whiskey; either the amber kind bought in stores or the homemade white kind that federal authorities frown upon." Does he drink? Listen, he spills more likker than most people drink.'

Mash: To press, as in the case of an elevator button. "Want me to mash yo floor for you, Ma'am?"

Muchablige: Thank you. "muchablige for the lift, mister."

Nawthun: Anything that is not Southern. "He is a classic product of the superior Nawthun educational system." (sarcasm)

Ovair: In that direction. 'Where's yo paw, son?" He's ovair, suh."

Phraisin: Very cold. "Shut that door. It's phraisin in here."

Plum: Completely. "Ah'm plum wore out."

Retch: To grasp for. "The right feilder retch over into the stands and caught the ball."

Saar: The opposite of sweet. "These pickles Sure are saar."

Shovelay: A GM car. "Nobody could drive a Shovelay like Junior Johnson."

Sinner: Exact middle of. "Have you been to the new shoppin' sinner."

Sugar: A kiss. "Come here and give me some sugar."

Tarred: Fatigued. "Ah'm too tarred to go bowlin' nonight."

Tar Arns: A tool employed in changing wheels. "You cain't change a tar without a tar arn."

Uhmurkin: Someone who lives int he United States of Uhmurka. "Thomas Jefferson was a great Uhmurkin."

War: Metal strands attached to posts to enclose domestic animals. "Be careful and don't get stuck on that bob war."

Whup: To beat or to strike. "OOOEEE!!! Yer mama's gonna whup you fer sayin' a cuss word."

Yankee shot: A Southern child's navel. "Momma, what's this on mah belly?" "That's yo Yankee Shot." Zat: Is that. "Zat yo dawg?"

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."

Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.

Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."

Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - noun. A tool.

Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.

Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - noun. A conflagration.

Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.

Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.

Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.

Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eifel Tire in Paris sometime."

HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.

HOD - adverb. Not easy.

Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.

Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.

Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.

Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for our rats." (Today's Southern Word comes from a school teacher in America's southern most state: Hawaii. As part of her class's study of the "War of Northern Aggression" (known to Yankees as the "Civil War"), she showed her class the movie Gettysburg. The students wondered why the Confederacy was fighting for their "rats." The answer, of course, is obvious: Southerners have very friendly rats ... in fact, you could almost say that we have some downright civil rats.)

LOT - adjective. Luminescent.

Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."

FARN - adjective. Not local.

Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - adjective. Not alive.

Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).

Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.

Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JU-HERE - a question.

Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach, Jimmy Johnson, recently toured the University of Alabama?"

HAZE - a contraction.

Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

SEED - verb, past tense.

VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.

Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

WARSH - verb. To clean.

SQUARSH - noun. A vegetable (also verb - to flatten).

Usage: "Warsh that squarsh, Bubba ... you don't know where its been!"

GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.

Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"

Cole's Law: Thinly shredded cabbage

**Lavande** · August 4, 2015, 07:39 AM

Good morning Abbers & Happy Tuesday to all

Hot, humid & severe thunderstorms predicted here today ~ swell

Looks like I'll be stuck inside all day with the kids, help.....

Thanks for the coffee Mick, I surely will be needing it today!
Nice looking bones you found there - creepy but nice, ha ha!
Glad you have settled on a hat to protect your dome from future sun damage

Greetings to everyone & sending wishes for a good AF Tuesday. I'll go say hello to bear on the thread she started today as well.
Hope to check in later!

Lav

**NoSugar** · August 4, 2015, 08:28 AM

Hey, Mick. I always read what you write each morning. Thanks for thinking of me. :hug: NS.

**paulywogg** · August 4, 2015, 08:47 AM

Mae everybody, good choice on the hat Mick

lots of things Iassociate wwith you, plants,bunnies,stuff I see around from England, that dumb Amish show haha,I have a kinda problem, we're going to see my family this weekend and as I've said before they're all heavy drinker(dad quit though

) I've been around them sober before, but my mom gets that typical alkie attitude of thinking I'm boring if I'm not drinkin, Iwas tthinking of filling an empty with water and just sipping it,and just refilling the same one,is this just plain stupid? Am I over thinking or what,I just want to have a nice,relaxed weekend letting Louie play by the lake and stuff,grrr,this sux when its family! Hope everyone enjoys their Tuesday,NS,we love when you pop in

**Pie** · August 4, 2015, 08:53 AM

MAE all,

Once in a lifetime bone pics there Mick. Fair play to you for being the finder. I'm going to start on my bathroom rehab today, and have selected this cheese hat to keep the paint out of my hair. Figure it'll work just fine if I take a break and go for a ride with Tom & Jerry.

Morning Bear, Lav, NS, and all to come.

Pauly, Finally finished that book I was complaining about, and it never got any better. As disappointments go, nothing in my sober life rises to the levels I experienced while drinking.

**porqoui** · August 4, 2015, 06:50 PM

MAE ALL....

Mick...thanks for kicking us off this morning and I'll have a great Wednesday tomorrow. LOL Dodged rain, hail and lightening on the way home from work. Geeze, I'm soaked!!!! Was thinking of calling off the garden meeting tonight but the storm moved through pretty fast so I guess I'm out in a bit. Dinner first. Great pics. Read about a find on twitter but I don't think it was yours.

Waves to NS, Lav, Pualy and Pi (I'd rethink that hat)....will try to check in again after I get home.....:smile:PPQP

**Lavande** · August 4, 2015, 09:33 PM

SUCH a busy day here but we had fun!
I made pizza dough, had the kids top their own individual pizzas & we grilled them for lunch

I made a batch of vegan pesto with basil & garlic right from the garden - yum!

NS, are you still busy with work? Is that why you've been a bit scarce? Hope all is well with you.

Pauly, family drinkers can be a tough crowd to be around. I hope you can find some quiet time for yourself & Louie.

Pie, the cheese hat might be a little stinky during this summer heatwave - just sayin

Good luck with your bathroom remodel.

PQ, we were supposed to have storms as well today but they never showed up. Maybe you got our storms?

Wishing everyone a peaceful night!

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