I see Dr. Dre will release his first album in 15 years.
15 years for a follow-up? I guess he really is a doctor.
After driving down the high street, my wife was trying to fit into a tight space.
People were waiting, getting impatient as she went back and forth, sweat dripping off her forehead.
Eventually though, the shopkeeper opened the other door.
I stopped by a set of traffic lights and stared at the guy next to me. I looked ahead, then back at him again. I could see the fear in his eyes, he knew I was faster.
Then we crossed the road.
I'm the kind of guy who slowly waves his hands over automatic doors just so I can feel like Obi Wan Kenobi.
The cinema was robbed last night of £754.
The thieves took a bag of maltesers, a pick n mix and a large drink...
So, after beating the crap out of the nerdy kid in my class who always gets things right, I returned to the front of the classroom and resumed teaching.
I was upset when the freezer broke.
But that's water under the fridge.
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