morn folks ...before we start lets get this age thingy in perspective.....people are coming up with all sorts of crapology about ages new ages old ages young ages early ages....weeeeeeelll..bearing in mind that I am 60 next year...I have decided that 60 is the new 40..and why not?years ago 60 was when you were retired got yer bus pass and pension blah blah not any more ..think you have gotta be round the 70 mark to even think about it..so for all those round the same age....we had probably the most changes in life ever ....man in space ,man on the moon..people power the Beatles the Stones trendy clothes ace music ..could play outside could enjoy life no health and safety crap,climb trees if ya wanted... to name a few..so in a nutshell its a number..you decide how old you are!!
brew time...my friend came over yesterday so we went out for an all you can eat carvery...jeez!!the meal was brill..it cost £5.95 each but then drinks I had a diet coke he had still water.....the coke worked out at £3.80 per litre..the water £6.56 a litre!!so a bottle of water cost more than the meal!!
rant over ..on we go.....
hiya Pauly..hows you today?I know its easy for us to say....but dont let others influence your life ..I know thats kinda hard speshully with it being family,but try and live your life ..it aint a rehearsal,so if they wanna screw up ..crack on...when the big day comes you want to be able to say..you know what .....I enjoyed that..we can suppoert you and will do,but its a tough cookie when those close to you dont step up :hug: we think you are brill so keep it up. and ..nope gorn fishin aint the answer
hi Sam ..nice house visiting..did you see how the other half live..which do you prefer?
hiya ppqp...some boss ..throws a sicky ...and then treats you all to a meal!!!I do hope he was feeling a lot better when he took you all out!!as for the job...Im sick of doing other peoples jobs...hmm heard that a few times ...I just dont say anything here about that any more..unfortunately the world is full of people quite happy to let willing horses be flogged!!bet they dont share their wages with you!!
hiya NS....hows you today then?all good? your mission statement The key to life is resilience, and I’m old enough to make such a bald statement. We will always be knocked down. It’s the getting up that counts.
excellent and agreed...tho a little a perturbed by the word bald..can we change that to" less hairy or doesnt have to go to the barbers so often????" :hahaha: hope all is well ..as for Beethhoven ..prefer the 5th Symphony or his Pastorale !!
hiya pie...hows you then?sussed the cluez out??dig deep the answers in there somewhere!!now as for the priming...hey putting a can o paint on the side doesnt do it for me as a job!!thats coming from the master ornament mover who puts ornaments in the wrong place to look like he has polished ..or leaves the hoover lead undone to look like its been used!!!!:yay:
hey bear hows you today then...over 2 months now,,shows you can do it ..no turnin back now maam .well done ..just noticed the wee green light on next to your name ..so need to hurry up..
hiya Lav hows you today?got yer kaftan on and loon pants listenin to Dylan with the penny round shades on too? yeehah way to go...brew time..whats on the cards today?
hiya sf ..you ok?
right folks need to rush ..gotta get this in the post...have a good one..
I told my neighbour, "Your dog is driving me crazy!"
"But we don't have a dog..." she replied.
I said, "See what I mean."
Customs officers arrested a number of Irishmen today at Tilbury Docks after discovering 2000 tins of peaches concealed in 500 kilograms of cocaine.
"Where the fck have you been all this time?" my wife yelled.
"I took our 3 kids for a walk along the canal, to prove to you I do love them and care about them" I informed,
"We have 4 kids you moron" she yelled louder.
"Brb"
My mates say I'm a bit of a lad.
I'm a bit of a girl also.
Welcome to Thailand.
The next time you are on a train and you see someone reading a book, any book. As the doors open at the your station just say "he dies". Then leave the train.
There was a knock on my door this morning and a voice shouted, "Drugs squad! L.S.D. raid!"
A talking door! How cool is that?
my phone has just filmed a 2hr documentary about life inside my pocket
brew time...my friend came over yesterday so we went out for an all you can eat carvery...jeez!!the meal was brill..it cost £5.95 each but then drinks I had a diet coke he had still water.....the coke worked out at £3.80 per litre..the water £6.56 a litre!!so a bottle of water cost more than the meal!!
rant over ..on we go.....
hiya Pauly..hows you today?I know its easy for us to say....but dont let others influence your life ..I know thats kinda hard speshully with it being family,but try and live your life ..it aint a rehearsal,so if they wanna screw up ..crack on...when the big day comes you want to be able to say..you know what .....I enjoyed that..we can suppoert you and will do,but its a tough cookie when those close to you dont step up :hug: we think you are brill so keep it up. and ..nope gorn fishin aint the answer
hi Sam ..nice house visiting..did you see how the other half live..which do you prefer?
hiya ppqp...some boss ..throws a sicky ...and then treats you all to a meal!!!I do hope he was feeling a lot better when he took you all out!!as for the job...Im sick of doing other peoples jobs...hmm heard that a few times ...I just dont say anything here about that any more..unfortunately the world is full of people quite happy to let willing horses be flogged!!bet they dont share their wages with you!!
hiya NS....hows you today then?all good? your mission statement The key to life is resilience, and I’m old enough to make such a bald statement. We will always be knocked down. It’s the getting up that counts.
excellent and agreed...tho a little a perturbed by the word bald..can we change that to" less hairy or doesnt have to go to the barbers so often????" :hahaha: hope all is well ..as for Beethhoven ..prefer the 5th Symphony or his Pastorale !!
hiya pie...hows you then?sussed the cluez out??dig deep the answers in there somewhere!!now as for the priming...hey putting a can o paint on the side doesnt do it for me as a job!!thats coming from the master ornament mover who puts ornaments in the wrong place to look like he has polished ..or leaves the hoover lead undone to look like its been used!!!!:yay:
hey bear hows you today then...over 2 months now,,shows you can do it ..no turnin back now maam .well done ..just noticed the wee green light on next to your name ..so need to hurry up..
hiya Lav hows you today?got yer kaftan on and loon pants listenin to Dylan with the penny round shades on too? yeehah way to go...brew time..whats on the cards today?
hiya sf ..you ok?
right folks need to rush ..gotta get this in the post...have a good one..
I told my neighbour, "Your dog is driving me crazy!"
"But we don't have a dog..." she replied.
I said, "See what I mean."
Customs officers arrested a number of Irishmen today at Tilbury Docks after discovering 2000 tins of peaches concealed in 500 kilograms of cocaine.
"Where the fck have you been all this time?" my wife yelled.
"I took our 3 kids for a walk along the canal, to prove to you I do love them and care about them" I informed,
"We have 4 kids you moron" she yelled louder.
"Brb"
My mates say I'm a bit of a lad.
I'm a bit of a girl also.
Welcome to Thailand.
The next time you are on a train and you see someone reading a book, any book. As the doors open at the your station just say "he dies". Then leave the train.
There was a knock on my door this morning and a voice shouted, "Drugs squad! L.S.D. raid!"
A talking door! How cool is that?
my phone has just filmed a 2hr documentary about life inside my pocket
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