brew time and on we go...
mornin Lav.....and how are you today then?rested chilled relaxed after your kid free day?did you get much done or was it one of those aaaaaaahhhhhhh days?heres a nice chillaxin brew so have a great day!!my friend gave me a shed ful of weird and wonderful seeds to grow next year so going to try something different as opposed to a butterfly food bank!!like you at this stage of life just want peace n quiet with no drama..worked all my life to get to here!!tho certainly aint drama averse if it pops its head in!!
hey det hows you matey...all good...campin in the desert?watch out for them pesky injuns!!had to read your post twice feelin spiffy...thought you said spliffy!!thought thats a bit of an admission to make in writing !!we all get pissed off.com ..but work thru it buddy..you dont need the loser boozer!
hi pie ..hows you today then?youre welcome to the jokes tho at times it gets a bit difficult...so where have you taken yourself off to today then?you still decorating?
Hiya Sam the man ..hows you today then?took me a while to guesstimate gmo ..but ..genetically modified? yes the fall is defo on us here..Old England in the fall!!!
now then 18 year old ppqp....hows you today at the start of your 4 day jolliday?hope you enjoy...and hope work isnt included in that at all!!
hiya NS ..how are you today then?good but busy?you doing anything this weekend?have a good one anyway
hey pauly..how are you doing?hope you are well...nah you aint 97..you dont look a day over 21...!!as for the wureld around you ...you take care of you ..numero uno!!then everything falls into place..as for the kidz when they go back..we go thru that every time with Amy!! as for the smokes and giving up....hey the more you put into that ..the less you will consider booze so there is a silver lining!!!!!you have a great day.....
hey bear wheres you today then?you aint signed in the skool register yet!!!!hows things with you?
right folks to all those missing ..non missing lurking etc ...have a great weekend
What do we want?
Race car noises!
When do we want them?
Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
"So," said the judge, "this man is claiming that you shoved a monocle up his anus."
"I object."
"Yes, I know what a monocle is."
how true is this!!!!
A serious incident occurred in Manchester City Centre today.
The Police immediately responded to the incident by sending out three tweets and a Facebook post.
I said to my mate, "I can't remember the name of the movie company that has a mountain in its logo."
He said, "Is it paramount?"
I said, "Not really, it's just really annoying me."
"I saw some suspicious activity at the local university this morning," my dad said.
"Drug dealing?" I asked.
He said, "No, students studying."
BBC NEWS
'A man who tricked high-ranking Judges into thinking he was a Solicitor has been sentenced to 16 months in prison.'
He was originally given 4 years, but he managed to talk them down.
My daughter's boyfriend brought her home drunk.
"Quick, call an ambulance," I shouted.
"She's only a bit pissed," he said.
"It's not for her," I replied.
Apparently Great White Sharks don't actually like the taste of people.
Unfortunately by the time they find this out, you're dead.
I forgot it was world elephant day, don't blame me, I'm not an elephant
I've lied on my CV for 5 years about my exam results, a B in maths... I cant even count to B!
More people die on Britain's roads each year than drowned when The Titanic sank.
Yet you still can't buy a car with a lifeboat.
I tried out for a new team earlier and it was so frustrating.
"Pass me the ball"
"Pass!"
"I'm wide open!"
"Pass me the fcking ball!"
Bunch of hoggers the lot of them. I knew golf wouldn't be for me
My kids school is looking for some more teachers and in particular a new head of history.
What's the point of getting a head of history?
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