morn all how are yizall today ?seasons are def on the change over here ..after the rain of yesterday ..the sun is cracking the flags today..but it has got that autumnal feel to it...also Sandy is moulting like mad ..she is starting to get her winter coat..theres enough fur knocking about here to make a Davey Crockett hat!!early doors out tomorrow... right lets get the show on the road then.....brew time
Hiya Sam the man...hows you then?did you manage to save the feed on the truck?I went into the garage the other night ..and in one of the cupboards I keep the wabbits food..lo and behold ..theres a little field mouse sitting having a party to itself..I never said anything ..madam would have gone spare!!!
mornin Lav...whats that weed you plant for the flutterbies? I might have to plant some next year if I want to grow brassicas..so did the contingent come over?brew required?have a great day....
hiya pauly....hows you today then?you feelin any better?did you have your grilled beef .....and fried onions and mushroom and tomatoes and egg sunnyside up and chips ..drool!!!never heard of coconut in coffee ..is it oil or milk?
hiya pie...yep the timer is set for my hair too...ha only its a calendar!!!!hows you today then? hows doggy world?
hiy bear what a brill start to your post yesterday!!!...it's also nice to put on hair as treatment...need to try that ....putting on hair that is!! just reading your post...calm down bear...your gettin all worked up there......slow that brain down a bit....agreed doctor for a health check...diet ..yeh have a look at it ..but..have you ever had your blood sugars checked could be something like that maybe...
too many things half done?..write them all down in a list and focus on them 1 at a time.....
again your post......It's a backlog of work pressure,worrying about implications of person off sick with stress in my team and impending capability procedure,other person getting behind on their work due to excess sick and am I leading and being a positive manager,completing my objectives.
in my opinion...you have got that the wrong way round..do you honestly think that the person with the capability hearing and the one off sick give a rats ass whether you complete your objectives or not? A positive manager?only my definition now
leads by example, can be a team player when required,can make strategic decisions ,think outside the box(hate that phrase) challenges poor performance,empathises ,but does not let it affect the objectives..communicates well with others ..gives praise when due but will also challenge negative behaviour..these are a few off the top of my head ..(nowt else on it!!) as a team you should be saying to your boss ...look we have completed those objectives..when the sh.t hits the fan,all of a sudden there is no we in team ..it is spelt with an I !! BIG HUG,BIG SMILE MOVE ON ...:hug:
PPQP..whats with the procrastinating word?is this a Canadian thingy??pie came out with that the other day..after she had a friend from your neck o the woods!!how are you doing?..yep hopefully Sunday will be dry ..(ish ) not too dry tho...are you at your dads this weekend?
hiya SF..hows you? feelin not so draggy?have you got into a routine yet?I love early morning..so peaceful..before humans get up and screw up creation!!!
hey det and ns ..how are you both? hopefully well..
folks for the offski..bbear you need any help ..just ask ..u no where I am
My girlfriend bought a home waxing kit the other day. She asked me if she should just do the sides or leave a strip down the middle. I said I would prefer it if she didn't have a moustache at all.
I have just got my exam results and thought I might take a gap year.
I decided on a tour to experience different cultures, Eastern and central European then African and the Middle Eastern regions etc.
So I've booked a £7.00 ticket on Megabus to London, day return.
To prove to the wife I could be a responsible parent, I volunteered to babysit our four year old while she had a night at bingo. When she returned she was quizzing me like mad..
"Did you put him to bed by eight?"
"Yes."
"Did you give him supper?"
"Yes."
"Did he finish it all and drink his cup of milk?"
"Yes."
"Did you take him to the toilet before bed?"
"Yes."
"Did you help him brush his teeth properly?"
*sigh* "Yes."
"Even his bottom teeth?"
"Oh , no, sorry love." I said. "To be honest, I didn't know there was any up there."
To prove to the wife I could be a responsible parent, I volunteered to babysit our four year old while she had a night at bingo. When she returned she was quizzing me like mad..
"Did you put him to bed by eight?"
"Yes."
"Did you give him supper?"
"Yes."
"Did he finish it all and drink his cup of milk?"
"Yes."
"Did you take him to the toilet before bed?"
"Yes."
"Did you help him brush his teeth properly?"
*sigh* "Yes."
"Even his bottom teeth?"
"Oh , no, sorry love." I said. "To be honest, I didn't know there was any up there."
I recently invested in a tennis ball production company.
They have a high rate of return.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
Hiya Sam the man...hows you then?did you manage to save the feed on the truck?I went into the garage the other night ..and in one of the cupboards I keep the wabbits food..lo and behold ..theres a little field mouse sitting having a party to itself..I never said anything ..madam would have gone spare!!!
mornin Lav...whats that weed you plant for the flutterbies? I might have to plant some next year if I want to grow brassicas..so did the contingent come over?brew required?have a great day....
hiya pauly....hows you today then?you feelin any better?did you have your grilled beef .....and fried onions and mushroom and tomatoes and egg sunnyside up and chips ..drool!!!never heard of coconut in coffee ..is it oil or milk?
hiya pie...yep the timer is set for my hair too...ha only its a calendar!!!!hows you today then? hows doggy world?
hiy bear what a brill start to your post yesterday!!!...it's also nice to put on hair as treatment...need to try that ....putting on hair that is!! just reading your post...calm down bear...your gettin all worked up there......slow that brain down a bit....agreed doctor for a health check...diet ..yeh have a look at it ..but..have you ever had your blood sugars checked could be something like that maybe...
too many things half done?..write them all down in a list and focus on them 1 at a time.....
again your post......It's a backlog of work pressure,worrying about implications of person off sick with stress in my team and impending capability procedure,other person getting behind on their work due to excess sick and am I leading and being a positive manager,completing my objectives.
in my opinion...you have got that the wrong way round..do you honestly think that the person with the capability hearing and the one off sick give a rats ass whether you complete your objectives or not? A positive manager?only my definition now
leads by example, can be a team player when required,can make strategic decisions ,think outside the box(hate that phrase) challenges poor performance,empathises ,but does not let it affect the objectives..communicates well with others ..gives praise when due but will also challenge negative behaviour..these are a few off the top of my head ..(nowt else on it!!) as a team you should be saying to your boss ...look we have completed those objectives..when the sh.t hits the fan,all of a sudden there is no we in team ..it is spelt with an I !! BIG HUG,BIG SMILE MOVE ON ...:hug:
PPQP..whats with the procrastinating word?is this a Canadian thingy??pie came out with that the other day..after she had a friend from your neck o the woods!!how are you doing?..yep hopefully Sunday will be dry ..(ish ) not too dry tho...are you at your dads this weekend?
hiya SF..hows you? feelin not so draggy?have you got into a routine yet?I love early morning..so peaceful..before humans get up and screw up creation!!!
hey det and ns ..how are you both? hopefully well..
folks for the offski..bbear you need any help ..just ask ..u no where I am
My girlfriend bought a home waxing kit the other day. She asked me if she should just do the sides or leave a strip down the middle. I said I would prefer it if she didn't have a moustache at all.
I have just got my exam results and thought I might take a gap year.
I decided on a tour to experience different cultures, Eastern and central European then African and the Middle Eastern regions etc.
So I've booked a £7.00 ticket on Megabus to London, day return.
To prove to the wife I could be a responsible parent, I volunteered to babysit our four year old while she had a night at bingo. When she returned she was quizzing me like mad..
"Did you put him to bed by eight?"
"Yes."
"Did you give him supper?"
"Yes."
"Did he finish it all and drink his cup of milk?"
"Yes."
"Did you take him to the toilet before bed?"
"Yes."
"Did you help him brush his teeth properly?"
*sigh* "Yes."
"Even his bottom teeth?"
"Oh , no, sorry love." I said. "To be honest, I didn't know there was any up there."
To prove to the wife I could be a responsible parent, I volunteered to babysit our four year old while she had a night at bingo. When she returned she was quizzing me like mad..
"Did you put him to bed by eight?"
"Yes."
"Did you give him supper?"
"Yes."
"Did he finish it all and drink his cup of milk?"
"Yes."
"Did you take him to the toilet before bed?"
"Yes."
"Did you help him brush his teeth properly?"
*sigh* "Yes."
"Even his bottom teeth?"
"Oh , no, sorry love." I said. "To be honest, I didn't know there was any up there."
I recently invested in a tennis ball production company.
They have a high rate of return.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
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