brew time so on we go ...
mornin Lav ...hows the hairdo today then ? improved? so your weather is on the change ..so is ours..the rain is getting a little warmer!!just got a top ledge to put on the herb garden then job done!!kid free zone today?ok have this brew then!!have a good one...
hiya ppqp ..hows you then?well I hope ..the last of your 4 day weekends?I think not...you can have them whenever you want...seems to me thats a strategy your bosses employ!! Yes I love the early mornings..this morning was looking out over the fields at 4.30!!
Pauly ...you know what? that was a brill post yesterday...not a lot in it but what there was ..was positively up beat ...no one peeing you off,no drink or ailment issues...good on you ...
hiya pie hows you today then?ok I hope ...ref your question about them changing religion...in those days unless you were really high up or royalty ..it didnt really matter whether you said you would convert or not ..it was goodnight Vienna..earlier in the 1500s England had been a Roman Catholic nation..that is until the Pope refused to anull the marriage of Henry 8th to one of his wifes...so the king simply changed the religion of the country...then there was a bit about Elizabeth 1st marrying Phillip of Spain ..that never happened so England stayed Protestant whilst Scotland was RC under Mary Queen of Scots ..Elizabeths sister...she was killed by Elizabeth ..1587 I think ..so all the religious bigotry ..is nowt fresh!!! hows the dogs thats more to the point...
hiya bear ..hows you then?all good ..you feelin better today?as far aswork goes ..yes it does take time and yes it can get to you if you let it. as far as mrs devious goes ...insinuations dont buy food ..as she is likely to find out soon ..keep that one in there ..I know its a fine line to tread ..in this day and age robust management is sometimes classed as harrassing and bullying!! keep your head up ...In the words of that wise old soothsayer Confucius..he say"bollox to her ..soon be history!" ok mebbe it wasnt quite those words!!
hiya Det glasd you checked in..tried to send you coupla pms ..but the inbox is full ..yep you have got some work to do ..but thats why we are here ..to help!!use it mate..
Hey Sam in tent city ..yeehah ..with the pink sheriff?hows you today then?all good
hi ns ..hows you?
right folks thats me offski see you all later .out early tomorrow 5 am start ....
"Where have you been?" asked my boss this morning.
"I needed the toilet," I replied.
"For that long?" he snapped back. "I'm docking your wages."
"Calm down," I said, looking at my phone. "I was only gone for 15 percent."
Raffles:
What Texans will use to shoot you.
There are immigrants coming from all across the world to steal my job, but the joke's on them; I don't have one.
My wife said today that I'm boring, dull and I never do anything extreme.
I wiped the smug look off her face as I sprayed myself with deodorant from less than 15cm away...
A tabloid published a picture of Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps at a party taking a huge hit from a bong.
I think there’s an important lesson to be learned here:-
Kids, never share your hash with someone who has the lung capacity of a dolphin.
The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?" asked the usher. "Well," said the lady, with a blush, "You see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are fifty-one and sixty-three."
Crustaceans, like lobsters or crab, never share their food.
I guess they're just shellfish then.
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