4.40..and just about to go out the door ..off to Lincolnshire today.....so lets see wot comes up out of the ground..have a good un folks...
"Would you go and look at that!" said my friend Murphy as we drove down the motorway just as Police were erecting a tent at the scene of a serious road accident.
"What's wrong?" I asked
"What a fcking stupid place to go camping" he replied
When I was a trainee plastic surgeon, I made some big boobs.
did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar?
they got 6 months each
if you get cold stand in a corner
..they are usually 90 degrees
whats orange and sounds like aparrot?
a carrot
At school in the UK, teacher asks the class of little Asian children, "hands up who can tell me where The Punjab is?". Hands go up. "Yes Sanjeev, you go, where is The Punjab?". Sanjeev replies "half way down the High Street in between Nat West and the off-licence"
Facebook is slowly changing the world. Before, a picture was worth a thousand words. Now, a thousand pictures are worth one word...
"Would you go and look at that!" said my friend Murphy as we drove down the motorway just as Police were erecting a tent at the scene of a serious road accident.
"What's wrong?" I asked
"What a fcking stupid place to go camping" he replied
When I was a trainee plastic surgeon, I made some big boobs.
did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar?
they got 6 months each
if you get cold stand in a corner
..they are usually 90 degrees
whats orange and sounds like aparrot?
a carrot
At school in the UK, teacher asks the class of little Asian children, "hands up who can tell me where The Punjab is?". Hands go up. "Yes Sanjeev, you go, where is The Punjab?". Sanjeev replies "half way down the High Street in between Nat West and the off-licence"
Facebook is slowly changing the world. Before, a picture was worth a thousand words. Now, a thousand pictures are worth one word...
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