but firstly ...a cuppa java all round.....
mornin ppqp...and your weekend..you will be???so your ex bought a house and a church? and the church is for playing poker?that wont increase his chances of gettin a seat with the big fella up the stairs!!so you had a good day yesterday? great......take it easy ...
mornin Lav how are you ?little monster free today?mornin brew here for you....its 6.30 am and watching the calves prancing about like idiots in the back field...3 days the off to Tenerife..for a rest!!bought 2 new pair of training shoes yesterday.....shoulda been £134...got them for 61.....and no I didnt nick a pair!!!the garden has definitely got autumn written all over it now...get my overwintering done when I get back
hiya Sam hows you today my friend?all good ?hows the bike going ?havent heard bout that for a while
hiya NS...how are you ?any plans for the weekend?as long as you are ok thatss the main thing
hiya pauly..the chicken on the pizza was supposed to be chargrilled ...not charcoaled!!how are you feeling today...?have a great hair day
hiya pie...and what are you up to?anyfing exciting?hope you are well.....
hey Det ...glad you are on the mend friend .......look at that ...sheer poetry!! now see what Ive started in my tiny little brain
Glad you are on the mend,
Nice to see you my friend
what happened.no it wasnt the end
just the af road had a bit of a bend
ok add your own lines now folks....
hiya bear...hows you today then ?poets day?I know you say you aint counting ...but subconsciously you will be ...and rightly so ..you should be proud of your achievement..over quarter of a year without booze ...well done you....
righty ho folks time to go so a big seeyawl to yizall..and a big hi to all our backroom readers......Mr G et al....have a bonzer buddy!!
I phoned my boss this morning and told him I've been having violent bowel movements.
It's my day off, but I still like to keep him informed.
A sheep in Australia has broken the world record with 40kg's of wool being shorn off in one go.
It's the biggest fleece since banks introduced the $2 ATM withdrawal fee.
My mate was telling me he had found his 'Forever woman'.
"I found mine years ago, " I said, "forever moaning, forever eating, forever nagging.......
My girlfriend and I visited Madame Tussauds the other day.
"Wow, this one looks so realistic," she said, grabbing at his crotch.
"Can you take your hands off me and move away please," said the security guard.
My son came home today with a note off his teacher.
They don't teach that in schools... pickpocketing.
Don't steal hearing aids.
You'll get the deaf penalty.
Ten boxers were standing in a row.
Is that a punchline. ?
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for pounds.
It was obvious she was very irritated ...
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat poun fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
"Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people to.
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