The papers report that a marksman has been hired to shoot contraceptive darts into wild horses to stop them over-breeding and destroying the landscape.
Surely he would be better employed in town centres on Friday nights.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon with a parrot?
Voice mail.
Just read the New Scientist magazine who claim there is a computer algorithm that can recreate a Van Gogh painting in 60 minutes.
Very good but I can reproduce them in 60 seconds on a forty quid printer from Argos and sell them at the car boot sale for a fiver.
Congratulations to England on qualifying to be knocked out of the group stages of Euro 2016.
Once upon a time, records were the only way you could listen to music. Then compact discs came along with the digital revolution and ended up the format of choice.
Strangely enough though, you'll find that more and more people today are going back to playing records...
You tend to find these things go in circles.
More than 1,000 children a month are being injured on roads near schools in Britain, according to new figures.
Prior to the 1960's the average was 50 a month.
Coincidently the Lollipop Man was introduced in the 1960's
We need to address parliament re a lollipop man cull immediately.
I met an old aquantance in the pub, and he was telling me that the doctor had prescribed him medical marijuana for his chronic backpain.
I don't think it's helping much as he's gained four stone from the fecking munchies...
I have recently moved my banking app to the games folder on my phone. It always makes me laugh when I open it
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