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Selling a pair of jeans on ebay and the buyer asks if they're pet and smoke free
I told her if the dog was able to walk around in jeans and smoke I wouldn't need to sell shit on ebay.
After seeing first hand the misery, squalor and violence that they live in German football fans put pressure on Merkel to take in Scottish refugees.
Just got back from the latest Apple convention, with Steve Jobs giving the key note speech featuring a new product for speedy web access.
It hangs from just above each eye, giving the user full control over website search.
Apple are calling it, the iBrowse
Went for a job interview as a camouflage expert last week.
I didn't turn up, and I got the job!
I've just been on one of those coach mystery tours.
To pass away the time, we had a competition to see who could guess where we were going.
The fcking driver won.
I saw a sign yesterday that said, "Have you seen this man?" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call.
I was bored so I rung them up and said, "No, I haven't."
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