howdy folks...hey does that sound like Im american???yeh right !!..how are we all today then? stsrt of the weekend ..should be good...
got a message from Sam...he cant get on tinternet with 1 search engine ,and the other bins him off mwo as soon as he tries to write anything..but he is doing brill...
ok on we go ..out early doors tomorrow...down to the coast ..near Skegness so its a bit of a drive...right brew time ...all in??
well firstly SF....great to hear from you .....despite everything ,sounds like youve got the booze nailed?.....as long as whatever you are doing keeps you sane and you enjoy your life ..thats all that matters...you only get one shot at it!!come to think of it ...mebbe Ill start sellin phones ...that way I can wear my hair in a pony tail.....seriously tho..glad you are ok..
hiya Lav...well how are you today then?all good ?it looks like a pleasure having your gd over...that pic you put up on fb...even the dog looks content.not that oh no not again look!!brew time? here you go...Im supposed to be on a diet now...slight over indulgence on chips on holiday ...thought to myself well if Ive gotta take tablets to keep my cholestoral down they might as well do what theyre supposed to do!!Weve already looked ...when I say we... thats the royal we Julie has already found a hotel same place in January...not many places left as she keeps reminding me!anyways ..brew time....
hiya pie hows you then?teaching 13 year olds?guess in this day and age it will be a bit different..instead of running around and falling and getting skins and scrapes ..reckon nowadays the biggest ailment will be dislocated thumbs and eye strain!In fact as a 13 year old I can recall I was born,about 13 years before that :welldone: nothing rong wiv my maths ..spelin aint that good but hey ho.....have a great weekend
hiya pauly ..how did the shrimp fest go ?did you enjoy it?at least youre keeping Deadliest Catch in business!!you have a great weekend
hey det ...we can see you..... yoo hoo ..outcha come...hows you doing my friend?
ns ..big hello to you too...hows life in the fast lane ?have a great weekend
ppqp..house to yourself?thats it then...wild party time yeehah!get the barbie on before the sno comes..4 of my friends in Calgary are meeting up for a bit of a do...dont know where they are off to but Im sure the sin bin will be on that list...have a great day with your dad...
hiya bear ..by the time you read this you will be in Brizzell!well done on the no booze and the nosmo king too
have great time..as for the fish..Ive just discovered sardines in peri peri sauce ..nandos eat yer heart out!!have a great time in Bristol..
right good friends ..time to bid you adieu..or is that atchoo...have a wonderful day ..make the most of it cos there aint gonna be another today!!
money cant buy happiness ..but its more comfortable to cry in a chevy than sittin on a pushbike
Apple is planning to release a kindle too.
It's same as the Amazon's kindle except that it has an 'i' in the front and an extra '0' in the price tag.
Apple is planning to release a kindle too.
my son as just got a job as a concrete lorry driver ..he is already mixing well with the others
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
An Italian - will throw away the cup and walk away in a fit of rage.
A Frenchman - will take out the fly, and drink the coffee.
A Chinaman - will eat the fly and throw away the coffee.
A Russian - will drink the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no
charge.
An Israeli - will sell the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buy himself a new cup of coffee and use the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - will blame the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protest the act of aggression to the UN, take a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, use the money to purchase explosives and then blow up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
My wife's been hitting the bottle pretty hard recently.
Still can't get the last of that ketchup out though.
Isn't it strange how words that sound the same have different meanings for different languages. For instance in the English speaking world "Sirens"are found on loud emergency vehicles, whereas in Japan it means be quiet.
I saw a woman walking alone in the street last night so I stopped beside her.
I said, "Can I give you a lift home?"
"No thanks, I'd rather walk" she replied.
"Is it because I'm a stranger?" I asked.
She said, "No, it's because you're on a Segway."
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home
got a message from Sam...he cant get on tinternet with 1 search engine ,and the other bins him off mwo as soon as he tries to write anything..but he is doing brill...
ok on we go ..out early doors tomorrow...down to the coast ..near Skegness so its a bit of a drive...right brew time ...all in??
well firstly SF....great to hear from you .....despite everything ,sounds like youve got the booze nailed?.....as long as whatever you are doing keeps you sane and you enjoy your life ..thats all that matters...you only get one shot at it!!come to think of it ...mebbe Ill start sellin phones ...that way I can wear my hair in a pony tail.....seriously tho..glad you are ok..
hiya Lav...well how are you today then?all good ?it looks like a pleasure having your gd over...that pic you put up on fb...even the dog looks content.not that oh no not again look!!brew time? here you go...Im supposed to be on a diet now...slight over indulgence on chips on holiday ...thought to myself well if Ive gotta take tablets to keep my cholestoral down they might as well do what theyre supposed to do!!Weve already looked ...when I say we... thats the royal we Julie has already found a hotel same place in January...not many places left as she keeps reminding me!anyways ..brew time....
hiya pie hows you then?teaching 13 year olds?guess in this day and age it will be a bit different..instead of running around and falling and getting skins and scrapes ..reckon nowadays the biggest ailment will be dislocated thumbs and eye strain!In fact as a 13 year old I can recall I was born,about 13 years before that :welldone: nothing rong wiv my maths ..spelin aint that good but hey ho.....have a great weekend
hiya pauly ..how did the shrimp fest go ?did you enjoy it?at least youre keeping Deadliest Catch in business!!you have a great weekend
hey det ...we can see you..... yoo hoo ..outcha come...hows you doing my friend?
ns ..big hello to you too...hows life in the fast lane ?have a great weekend
ppqp..house to yourself?thats it then...wild party time yeehah!get the barbie on before the sno comes..4 of my friends in Calgary are meeting up for a bit of a do...dont know where they are off to but Im sure the sin bin will be on that list...have a great day with your dad...
hiya bear ..by the time you read this you will be in Brizzell!well done on the no booze and the nosmo king too
have great time..as for the fish..Ive just discovered sardines in peri peri sauce ..nandos eat yer heart out!!have a great time in Bristol.. right good friends ..time to bid you adieu..or is that atchoo...have a wonderful day ..make the most of it cos there aint gonna be another today!!
money cant buy happiness ..but its more comfortable to cry in a chevy than sittin on a pushbike
Apple is planning to release a kindle too.
It's same as the Amazon's kindle except that it has an 'i' in the front and an extra '0' in the price tag.
Apple is planning to release a kindle too.
my son as just got a job as a concrete lorry driver ..he is already mixing well with the others
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
An Italian - will throw away the cup and walk away in a fit of rage.
A Frenchman - will take out the fly, and drink the coffee.
A Chinaman - will eat the fly and throw away the coffee.
A Russian - will drink the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no
charge.
An Israeli - will sell the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buy himself a new cup of coffee and use the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - will blame the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protest the act of aggression to the UN, take a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, use the money to purchase explosives and then blow up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
My wife's been hitting the bottle pretty hard recently.
Still can't get the last of that ketchup out though.
Isn't it strange how words that sound the same have different meanings for different languages. For instance in the English speaking world "Sirens"are found on loud emergency vehicles, whereas in Japan it means be quiet.
I saw a woman walking alone in the street last night so I stopped beside her.
I said, "Can I give you a lift home?"
"No thanks, I'd rather walk" she replied.
"Is it because I'm a stranger?" I asked.
She said, "No, it's because you're on a Segway."
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home
Keep up the good work!
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