SF......My "revelation came after it went pear shaped in healthland for me...up till then I was classed as a"security guru"in the service I ate breathed dreamed slept it..always thinking new strategies........and guess what the service and all the rest of it is still there ..so I wasnt that important!!so I made it means to an end ...not the other way round!!but really chuffed that you have found that thinking...
big shout to everyone else....see if i can get couple of jokes in ...
My wife and I have finally found we have something in common.
We both wish she was married to George Clooney.
I ordered a memory foam mattress and forgot to pick it up
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
First Soldier: Why did you join the army?
Second Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?
First Soldier: I had a wife and I loved peace. So I joined.
A farmer is in his big machinery barn one day doing a striptease when the farmhand walks in catching him in the act.
"What the fck!?" exclaims the farmhand.
"Oh!" replies the farmer, looking quite embarrassed.
"Thing is, Mrs farmer and I haven't been getting on recently so my therapist advised I should do something sexy to a tractor."
I'm not saying my little old granddad is unlucky but he died in the middle of the desert.
Witnesses said it was the most unusual shark attack ever.
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