right lets see whats going on the rest of our wee world.... brew time for all
Det my man...nice to see you ...and coming out with Jockanese quotes too....twas indeed Rob Roy that said that ..addressing his sons..after his speech about kings and honour....honour is a gift man gives to himself...glad to see you are doing well ...now get this mileage issue sorted out with this lot!!
hiy ppqp....hope all is well with you ...noticed you hadnt been on recently as much...just make sure you get some you time in....and get that lazy ass of a gaffer sorted too!!..you know where I am...
hiya Sam...it may be time for a new puter we shall see ...its not necessarily the machines..but the internet connection ,and windows 10.....Take note....NO MENTION OF OPERATOR ERROR!!!glad the rains have stopped your way...you need some more?
hiya Lav...hows you today then|?all good ..I have got a notebook and the main puter running on windows xp..I think its great ..only trouble is it isnt supported any more but it works ace...unlike 8 and 10...yep the pics of SC are pretty brutal arent they ..did you see the pic of the guy fishing in the street?any plans today?well after this brew that is!
hiya bear ..how are you today then?all good..yes think you are right ...reality is a dawdle its the pre what ifs that are causing the drama...did you get another kindle?
hiya pauly ..well how are you today then? monday itis gone?yes xp puters are the best..what are you up to today then?as for abusing computers...now would I...possibly lack of patience is in there somewhere!!
hiya pie ..hows you today ....youve got that dog assignment today havent you ? best of luck with that...never used any of my finds in ornaments /decoration but I might do so...
hiya NS ...hows you?likewise SF ..hope all is ok with you..
righty ho folks ..time for the offski ..have a good one
I just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in it lying abandoned on the pavement - I can't believe it's been thrown away.
Those bags are worth 5p now!
How can people moan about five pence for a carrier bag?
Fck me I've payed a pound for every trolley In my garden.
Report suggests that washing dishes after a long day helps to relieve stress.
I can't wait to see how chilled out my wife will be after she's done the load I've left for her.
supermarkets are worried people will steal thew shopping baskets instead of paying the 5p carrier bag charge
too late ..Im making a fortune knocking out hamster cages!!
I've heard E.L. James is writing a story about pretentious Marxist students who all write dissertations on the exact same subject.
It's called "50 Grades of Che."
My son's teacher phoned me this afternoon.
He said, "I've just caught your son snorting cocaine with a rolled up £20 note."
"You're joking?" I said. "Where the feck has he got that from?"
He said, "I've got no idea."
"Hang on a minute," I said, "let me just check my wallet."
Anyone else wonder if the Queen ever props her quilt cover up to her neck whilst in bed and says "Look Philip, I'm a stamp!"?
First woman on the Moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind."
What's the problem?
"Nothing."
Please tell us.
"You know what the problem is."
One day Kyle's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?"
Kyle answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kyle on his face.
His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a Lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth.
Why are you late?"
"Dad, I went to a movie"
"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments"
Immediately, Kyle got a slap on the face from the robot.
"Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".
"Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing the last sentence, Kyle's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, "After all he is YOUR son!!!"
To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a resounding slap on her face!
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