anyways ..brew time
hiya Sam ..hows you tyoday then?all good...thanks for the knee info ..hopefully it will cure on its own...yep you kneed to (get it??) get some pics up if poss ,mate..
Hiya Det ...hope alls well with you today..
NS ...how are you doing?
Hiya ppqp...sent you a pm...but dont stay away too long!!(sure we could turn that into a song)..remember your you time!!
Hiya bear...read your post ..yep we all like a pat on the head,but you summed it up in your prefinal sentence ...fk em!!!if they like you fine ..if they dont fine...it dont pay the rent or food bills!!.."ermm scuse me ..dont have any money,so I cant pay the rent...but my staff like me....will that do instead?":thumbsup:
hey pie hows you today then?how did the dog assignment go /is going? I might have managed to find another one of those drainpipe hoppers to do up
hiya Lav ...hows you today then?brew time...saw the pic on fb of the hens...and veggies ...how comes you cabbage arent full of holes from butterflies?and as for that rainbow chard..I know 2 little creatures that will get rid of that for you!!!hot off the press ..taped a new episode of Amish Mafia last night..think a new series has started....
hi SF...hows your son?did anything get sorted out for him?...yep knee is a wee bit sore..I was hoping to go out detecting on Friday...think thats a non starter at the mo!!we shall see ..yep your mention of Walgreens...for some reason that always takes me back to Flori dee aaah ayyy on I drive..the Belz outlet ..Ponderosa , Walgreens Wet n Wild and the best Western.....anything on the job front yet?
hiya pauly ....well did you have a kick ass toozdi....?hows you today then?hows the tortoise/turtle doing? thought I would give you a laff...bought this in the pound shop yesterday..its a freeze pad for my knee ..fkn idiot in training ..not a ninja!!
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right peeps one of those "not a lot days!" be good be sober be safe....
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I was at a funeral today and I asked the priest for the WiFi password.
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said.
"Okay," I replied. "Is that all lower case without spaces?"
I woke up from my anaesthetic and saw my doctor standing over me, smoking a fag.
"Blimey!" I said. "You smoke, doc?"
"Yes..." he replied with a smile, "...but only when I've had sex."
Let us not forget the terrible event that occurred 56 years ago on this very day.
Simon Cowell was born.
5p for a plastic carrier bag.
I wouldn't mind but I've seen them growing on trees and in hedgerows.
This morning I decided to get up early and take a leaf out of Bear Grylls' book...
Which pissed him right off 'cause now he doesn't know which page he's on.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
I just did the 100 Chicken Nugget challenge.
I went over each one with a fine tooth comb and I still couldn't find any traces of chicken in them.
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.
This smoking ban in cars is a disgrace. Having a beer without a cigarette just isn't the same.
I just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in it lying abandoned on the pavement - I can't believe it's been thrown away.
Those bags are worth 5p now!
I saw a sign when we visited Chester Zoo today. "Do Not Feed The Animals"
"It's £10 for a burger," I said to my wife. "I'm not even feeding the kids."
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