firstly...tt ..congrats to you on 3 years af...well done to you...you deserve it...hope all is well with you.....
right its brew time ...all in?
hiya pauly..what did you do?? buy the shop??mind you I can talk...when I go into the pound shops,I usually spend a fortune!!!its the shopping trend now over here!!that holiday we were looking at...went to book it this morning and its gorn!!!so back to the drawing board
hiya Lav...hows you today then?ok ?I watched 2 episodes of the Amish Mafia last night...its reeely gone to the wall..the story line is pretty poor too..its about the Mennonites taking over Lancaster county..and ousting Levi...who has now lost his crew...trying to rest my leg up ...but not as successful as I would have hoped!!brew time?have a great time on the funicular railway!!!!:thumbsup:
hiya pie ..howsyou doing today then? look success...managed to get one!!not exactly the same as the other but not a lot of difference...as you can see work has already commenced on it!hows the doggy minding going?
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hey det..hws you then?Im happy that you're superhappy because you're happy.....eazee innit????any plans for the weekend
hey Sam hows you?hope all is good with you..
likewise NS and Mary Jo...
right folks out early doors so orf we toddle..
Two blokes in a pub in Scotland,
"I see we're out of Europe then, " said the first.
"Europe? " replied the second, "how the fck did we manage that? we couldn't even get out of Britain. "
I made an appointment at the Doctors today, he called me in and asked me to take a seat at his desk and said "What can I do for you Mr Smith?"
I pulled out a huge bag of coke and laid out a massive line on his desk and proceeded to snort it in a oner.
As I rubbed the remnants into my gums I sat back relaxed in my chair and said "I think I'm drinking too much"
"Why did you leave your previous job?"
"Because once they fire you they won't let you stay."
Walmart smart price shampoo.
Because you're not fcking worth it.
Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of Cocaine.
Both were rushed to hospital...
One's in a Korma, the other's got a dodgy Tikka.
I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat.
They aren't on holiday, they're just really lazy.
Filling out a job application and this is fcking ridiculous. "We're looking for someone aged 22-26 with 30 years experience."
I left my job because the boss said something that made it impossible for me to continue working with him.
"You're fired" was the exact phrase, I recall.
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