morn all .in fact in 20 mins its midday "Ive been up this morning since early o clock...just decided today was the start of house cleaning week...so been pretty busy so far..now got a sparky cooker a.. woodwork wax polished front dining kitchen hall stairs n landing polished hoovered...conservatory windows cleaned kitchen and cons floors mopped upvc on conservatory cleaned...so just a quick break...still got upstairs and the outside windows to clean..tomorrow that will be..
yesterday was pretty good for my 2 friends ..not so great for me tho..but hey ho ..dont go over it you wont find it..plus my knee starting giving gyp..so I packed in early..any way thats my story so far ..interesting innit ? not!
cupa soup timer for me anyone else ..or brews all round?
hiya Sam hows you then ? all good matey? did you get any toons played yesterday?on the way down to Lincoln yesterday we saw a vintage ploughing rally..all these old tractors...including 2 steam driven ones..
hiya Lav..hows you then today?already for the onslaught today ?heres one heavy duty brew for you..all the best for today...
hiya bear ..your mind needs to slow down??mine never does that!!you just have to control it thatz all..as for the left over curry..did you heat it first?reason Im saying that..is any leftover curry or chilli ..I used to let it go cold and puti t on crusty bread sandwiches ..yum yum!!sounds yeuch bit its tasty...have a great time off
hiya pauly ..hows you today then?hope you are doing good
hiya ppqp ...hope all went well at weekend ..did you go to your dads?
hiya pie...glad you are ok..well done you ..and also to ns for her help ...so what have you been up to this weekend|?did you see those Vietnamese dogs for sale ...something like 40000£ each...they come from a little island vietnam way ..nice ...but not that nice!!
hi mary jo ..you well
hey det time for you to sign in matey ..you ok?
hello ns hows you then?take it you have got the children?
right folks for the offski ...have a great day..
Good to see that the UK still has solidarity, as witnessed in the Rugby World Cup
One out, all out..
There's rumours Oscar Pistorius might have to wear an electronic tag on his leg while he's on house arrest.
*Two months later
"Congratulations, Mr Pistorius. The tag says you've not left the wardrobe since your release."
Lecturers from a University in Manchester Faculty of Engineering boarded a plane.
When the plane was ready to take off, the pilot said, "Welcome on Board Ladies and Gentlemen. May I please inform you that this plane was manufactured by your own students in the university and this is the first time of flying"
Immediately they heard that, everyone ran out of the plane except one professor Bob, who sat comfortably.
Everyone was surprised and went to his seat to ask him why he did not run out of the plane like others did.
He smiled and replied, "There is no need to run out because if it is true that this plane was made by our students, then with what we taught them, I am very sure the plane will not even move."
Dear Monday,
Why are you always back so soon?
Don't you have any hobbies?
My wife woke me up this morning and said, "Your alarm is going off."
"Fck it," I mumbled, "I'll get up in 10 minutes."
"That's not a very good idea, is it?" she said, "Your alarm is set for a reason."
"Okay," I shouted, "I'm getting up now!"
"Too late," she replied, looking out of the window, "Your car has just been stolen."
Did you know that if you type '58008' into a calculator and turn it upside down...
...you really do need to get a life!!
I approached a sales assistant today.
"Hi, sorry. Do you mind if I ask a really silly question?"
"Not at all" she smiled.
if you had a car that traveled faster than the speed of light and switched the headlights on ..would you see them?
My psychologist just told me I'm suffering from, 'delusions of grandeur'.
Bit rich considering I invented him.
A guy goes into a church and finds the vicar.
''Father!'' he says. ''I need you to pray for my hearing.''
''Certainly my child,'' the vicar replies. So he puts one hand on top the guys head, and a finger in his ear. After about 3 minutes of hard prayers, the vicar takes his hand off and his finger out.
''How is your hearing now my child?'' the vicar asks.
''Well I don't know,'' guy says. ''It's not till next week!''
yesterday was pretty good for my 2 friends ..not so great for me tho..but hey ho ..dont go over it you wont find it..plus my knee starting giving gyp..so I packed in early..any way thats my story so far ..interesting innit ? not!
cupa soup timer for me anyone else ..or brews all round?
hiya Sam hows you then ? all good matey? did you get any toons played yesterday?on the way down to Lincoln yesterday we saw a vintage ploughing rally..all these old tractors...including 2 steam driven ones..
hiya Lav..hows you then today?already for the onslaught today ?heres one heavy duty brew for you..all the best for today...
hiya bear ..your mind needs to slow down??mine never does that!!you just have to control it thatz all..as for the left over curry..did you heat it first?reason Im saying that..is any leftover curry or chilli ..I used to let it go cold and puti t on crusty bread sandwiches ..yum yum!!sounds yeuch bit its tasty...have a great time off
hiya pauly ..hows you today then?hope you are doing good
hiya ppqp ...hope all went well at weekend ..did you go to your dads?
hiya pie...glad you are ok..well done you ..and also to ns for her help ...so what have you been up to this weekend|?did you see those Vietnamese dogs for sale ...something like 40000£ each...they come from a little island vietnam way ..nice ...but not that nice!!
hi mary jo ..you well
hey det time for you to sign in matey ..you ok?
hello ns hows you then?take it you have got the children?
right folks for the offski ...have a great day..
Good to see that the UK still has solidarity, as witnessed in the Rugby World Cup
One out, all out..
There's rumours Oscar Pistorius might have to wear an electronic tag on his leg while he's on house arrest.
*Two months later
"Congratulations, Mr Pistorius. The tag says you've not left the wardrobe since your release."
Lecturers from a University in Manchester Faculty of Engineering boarded a plane.
When the plane was ready to take off, the pilot said, "Welcome on Board Ladies and Gentlemen. May I please inform you that this plane was manufactured by your own students in the university and this is the first time of flying"
Immediately they heard that, everyone ran out of the plane except one professor Bob, who sat comfortably.
Everyone was surprised and went to his seat to ask him why he did not run out of the plane like others did.
He smiled and replied, "There is no need to run out because if it is true that this plane was made by our students, then with what we taught them, I am very sure the plane will not even move."
Dear Monday,
Why are you always back so soon?
Don't you have any hobbies?
My wife woke me up this morning and said, "Your alarm is going off."
"Fck it," I mumbled, "I'll get up in 10 minutes."
"That's not a very good idea, is it?" she said, "Your alarm is set for a reason."
"Okay," I shouted, "I'm getting up now!"
"Too late," she replied, looking out of the window, "Your car has just been stolen."
Did you know that if you type '58008' into a calculator and turn it upside down...
...you really do need to get a life!!
I approached a sales assistant today.
"Hi, sorry. Do you mind if I ask a really silly question?"
"Not at all" she smiled.
if you had a car that traveled faster than the speed of light and switched the headlights on ..would you see them?
My psychologist just told me I'm suffering from, 'delusions of grandeur'.
Bit rich considering I invented him.
A guy goes into a church and finds the vicar.
''Father!'' he says. ''I need you to pray for my hearing.''
''Certainly my child,'' the vicar replies. So he puts one hand on top the guys head, and a finger in his ear. After about 3 minutes of hard prayers, the vicar takes his hand off and his finger out.
''How is your hearing now my child?'' the vicar asks.
''Well I don't know,'' guy says. ''It's not till next week!''
still piecing that one together, mentally and physically, I want to put it behind me but I also want to sort out what it is I'm doing wrong,can't be living like this anymore, don't want to always be scared of relapsing, doing it,picking up the pieces etc,anyways,rained here Sat really hard,the roof started leaking in my bedroom in the same spot it was leaking before,landlord hires el cheapos to work for him,asshole!there's a spot I think is mold,maybe that's why I'm sick all the time,who knows,hello to all,hope everyone has a great Monday
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