pouring with rain over here wabbits are all tucked up nice n cosy...so lets have a brew then
mornin Sam ..how are you today then mate?did you mange to get the plastic on our shelter?I love turnips...mashed with black pepper .......be well have a good one..
hiya Lav...brew time ..hows you today then?and the apprentice ?hows she doing?get her into gardening!!!trying not to do a lot today.cars in the garage .,so hopefully rest leg.you have a great day..
hiya pauly ...how are you today then?hopefully better...as you say ..working pays the bills,its a must,but honestly ,find a hobby an interest,something to focus on...you know how you felt yesterday when the drunk came in for a haircut?what did you think?..now how do you think that guy would behave if he wasnt hammered?bevvy has got the power to turn nice folks into assholes!!You will succeed !!
hi pie aka pie 2 how are you today then?all good ..?yep Sandy and Zeuss get on well...no one thought we could do it ..because of his type and nature..but they have turned really close ..kinda mum and son relationship!!how your dogs doing?
hiya bear....hope you are enjoying Prague.....
hiya NS,Mary jo,Det,ppqp,SF and all our merrie little gang and lurkers hope you are well..
right folks time to go so have a good one.....
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the undertaker sir... Good job I checked."
As it was my 86th birthday today, I decided to wash my hair.
I'll wash the other one tomorrow.
My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well.
I've just packed my job in at the shoe recycling factory
I found it sole destroying
My ugly neighbour just walked past as I was trying to put out the fire I'd accidentally started in my wheelie bin...
"Bonfire night isn't for another two weeks." she said sarcastically
"Neither is Halloween," I replied.
That shut the fecker up.
Lif is too short.
I was lying in bed and I thought, "I've gotta start telling the truth."
BBC News: Chinese Air Force used footage from 'Top Gun' in promotional film.
They were rumbled when someone noticed Tom Cruise looked a bit short for a Chinaman.
How to rescue the economy:
Dear President Obama,
Patriotic retirement:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force;
pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed.
4) go out for a celebratory meal-food industry,catering industries fixed
job done...
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