hiya Lav...hows you today then?all good and hows the apprentice doing....secretly I reckon she gets away with murder when she is with you!!bought a pot of orange lillies yesterday ..and they are in full bloom ..came in from Holland ..they are lovely...here you go brew time...
hia pie n pie2 how are you both today then?:congratulatory:hope all is well..forecast over here is supposed to be good for the weekend..we shall see ..glad your dad is ok
hiya Ns ...reckon you are home now...hope you are well and....obviously plannin for your next trip !have a good day
Sam 123 oclock 4 oclock rock..is that not the kinda rock you meant?how are things with you today then matey ? all good I hope..
hiya pauly ..how are you ?is all ok?
hiya mary jo ,det sf ..bear you enjoyin your holidays?
right folks be well safe n sober
I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice.
My gondolences.
"Harrowing" - What the chinese call Halloween.
Oscar Pistorius is to spend the next four years living at his uncle's house.
I bet his uncle's crapping himself.....
Because it's safer than going to the toilet.
Tony and Jane go to see a marriage counsellor.
The counsellor says, "So, you two are married, correct?"
"Correct," they reply.
"And you are having regular sex?" asks the counsellor.
"Absolutely," they reply.
"So," laughs the counsellor, "What is the problem?"
"Well, our partners don't really approve."
I'm going to a Southpark convention in Ireland this weekend...
Appropriately enough, its being held in Kilkenny.
I just bought my wife a hover board... sorry, a hoover and ironing board.
Brunette: "I'd love to have a Lamborghini just for one day."
Blonde: "I'd love to have one for longer than that."
A man goes into a library and asks the librarian where she keeps the books on conspiracy theories.
"They're right behind you," she says.
Following the state visit by Chinese president Xi Jinping, the ice hockey team Sheffield Steelers are to be renamed the Sheffield Job Seekers
I'm not saying my house is untidy.
But all the dust mites have packed their bags and fcked off.
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