brew time..here we go .....
hiya bear...hows you today then?feeling good ?what did you do yesterday?..not wishing you wrong...but I hope putting the summer clothes away on your part was a big mistake...we want sunshine!!!
hey pauly..hows you then?are you dressed up for the day then?little tomatoes growing ...and the bougie ...?you need to let me see the bougie..mine is a stick at the mo..but it will come back...good analogy about the sobriety tho ..it would have been quite easy instead of looking after it to just go ah feck it ..and buy anothr plant..but instead by looking after it ,its beginning to flourish..
hiya Lav...hows you today then?all good ? quiet day yesterday?oh well heres a lazy day brew....
hiya pie ...and how are you today then?hows the aches and pains?painting done too?I had an idea yesterday too ...was going to get an old wooden crate ..like the old delivery crates and mess about with it and make a tile topped table ..cant find a suitable one and the ones I did see they were charging for them!!doesnt fit into my pattern!!so I will keep looking
hiya Sam...did you get out on the bike yesterday?as you say the autumn colours are luvverly ..you any plans for the weekend?
hiya ns ..hows you doing? likewise SF and Det...
hi ppqp...you doing ok too?
right folks have an ace trick or treat ...
In the recent news, 'Maths scores of American students drop for first time since 1990'.
Or as American students put it, "Since eight years ago."
I was telling my mate that I'd had fresh tuna steaks for my tea.
He said "You should be careful eating that as it's full of mercury".
"Funny you should say that" I said, "I thought my temperature had gone up"
A job interview is all about confidence.
So I swaggered in a day late.
I walked up to a guy at Halloween party last night and said, "You look fantastic, where did you get those teeth?"
"I was born with them." he replied.
I run a religious cliff diving company.
Prophets are plummeting.
I was coming out of Walmart earlier when a woman walked up to me and waved a charity box right in my face.
How rude!
I waved ten bux in her face and walked off.
I can't take Scientology seriously. It's the belief that humans were brought to earth by aliens on a spaceship carried by two massive lizards, which landed in a volcano and dispersed humans throughout the world. Then the aliens take off, and the lizards go and hide under the sea in massive caves.
Add two Italian plumbers to that and you've got the first five levels of Super Mario!
I was in the corner shop trying to buy some tea, but I could only find that instant crap
I asked the shopkeeper, "Excuse me pal, do you have any proper tea?"
He replied, "Yes, I have four houses and this shop why?"
When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.
I'll never forget the first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.
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