hiya folks,how are we all today then?its pouring down here today...something called Abigail is on the way...hope it fairs off before the parades start today...Julie hasnt been feeling too great..was in bed most of yesterday got bad stomach and all of that ..and this morning she has got a rash..being of a generous nature she has given me the bad belly syndrome today!!
youse all can have brews Im on water!!
was going to go detecting today but thats a non starter,was looking at the replies to my question on the fred yesterday,..thanks for the input,Lav like you ,I do like to post daily...accepted at times it does become a chore...but thats in the minority..this isnt my fred ..it belongs to all ov us,and Im loathe to do anything without the input of everyone ...that includes those not here at the mo....my suggestion would be..to have a week commencing thread,but those of us who wanted to post daily could do so ...or indeed even more than once a day...and those that dive in could pick up from where they left orf..for me I would try and still put the jokes up on a daily basis...oh no I hear you say!!
any thotz or ideas on this lot?
here we go ..a few jokes to keep things going.......have a great day....
Burglars have stolen 47 rare watches from the home of influential businessman Sir John Ritblat.
When asked by police what time the offence was committed, Sir John replied, "Fck off."
You know, Morgan Freeman hasn't aged a day since I first saw him in the Shawshank Redemption.
He still looks 87.
Channel 5 are to screen a new series about scammers.
If you've been scammed and would like to take part in the show, please send your name, address, mother's maiden name and bank details to: You've been Scammed, Channel 5, 10 Lower Thames Street, London EC3R 6EN.
BBC News: "Illegally downloading pirated films is costing hundreds of millions of pounds a year"
what site are they downloading them off? It's free for me...
Do women shake the petrol pump nozzle after filling up or is it just a man thing?
I have a phobia of trampolines..
I can't help it, they just always make me jump!
As a photographer, imagine my delight when I got a job to photograph pupils at a predominantly Chinese school. I made a fortune, and only had to take one photo.
I've just found out that my local all-you-can-eat restaurant has got mice.
I've had about 7 but I'm getting full now.
"I got caught short today whilst I was out and had to take a pee in the bushes" I said to my friend
"Where were you?" he asked
"At the garden centre" I replied
Today I've got my first dentist appointment in fifteen years.
Better brush my tooth before I go.
Just watching the fire at Erinsborough High school on Neighbours.
The Australian fire brigade are fcking useless.
It started yesterday and they still haven't arrived.
anyone interested in these logic puzzles? e is easy m medium
e...After a local bungled heist, five suspects were being interviewed by the police.
Eventually the police managed to get a confession.
Below is a summary of their statements and it turns out that exactly 5 of these statements were true.
Would you make a good detective, try and work out who committed the crime?
Adrian said:
It wasn't Barry
It was Cedric
Barry said:
It wasn't Adrian
It was Derek
Cedric said:
It wasn't Derek
It wasn't Barry
Derek said:
It wasn't Eric
It was Adrian
Eric said:
It wasn't Cedric
It was Derek
m.......At the recent spring fete, four keen gardeners were displaying their fine roses.
In total there were four colours and each rose colour appeared twice.
From the clues below can you tell who had which colour roses?
Mr Green had a yellow rose.
Mr Yellow did not have a red one.
Mr Red had a blue rose but not a green one.
Mr Blue did not have a yellow one.
One person with a red rose also had a green one.
One person with a yellow rose also had a blue one.
One of the persons with a green rose had no red.
Neither of the persons with a yellow rose had a green one.
No person has two roses of the same colour.
No two persons had the same two colour roses and their names provide no clues.
h...hard
youse all can have brews Im on water!!
was going to go detecting today but thats a non starter,was looking at the replies to my question on the fred yesterday,..thanks for the input,Lav like you ,I do like to post daily...accepted at times it does become a chore...but thats in the minority..this isnt my fred ..it belongs to all ov us,and Im loathe to do anything without the input of everyone ...that includes those not here at the mo....my suggestion would be..to have a week commencing thread,but those of us who wanted to post daily could do so ...or indeed even more than once a day...and those that dive in could pick up from where they left orf..for me I would try and still put the jokes up on a daily basis...oh no I hear you say!!
any thotz or ideas on this lot?
here we go ..a few jokes to keep things going.......have a great day....
Burglars have stolen 47 rare watches from the home of influential businessman Sir John Ritblat.
When asked by police what time the offence was committed, Sir John replied, "Fck off."
You know, Morgan Freeman hasn't aged a day since I first saw him in the Shawshank Redemption.
He still looks 87.
Channel 5 are to screen a new series about scammers.
If you've been scammed and would like to take part in the show, please send your name, address, mother's maiden name and bank details to: You've been Scammed, Channel 5, 10 Lower Thames Street, London EC3R 6EN.
BBC News: "Illegally downloading pirated films is costing hundreds of millions of pounds a year"
what site are they downloading them off? It's free for me...
Do women shake the petrol pump nozzle after filling up or is it just a man thing?
I have a phobia of trampolines..
I can't help it, they just always make me jump!
As a photographer, imagine my delight when I got a job to photograph pupils at a predominantly Chinese school. I made a fortune, and only had to take one photo.
I've just found out that my local all-you-can-eat restaurant has got mice.
I've had about 7 but I'm getting full now.
"I got caught short today whilst I was out and had to take a pee in the bushes" I said to my friend
"Where were you?" he asked
"At the garden centre" I replied
Today I've got my first dentist appointment in fifteen years.
Better brush my tooth before I go.
Just watching the fire at Erinsborough High school on Neighbours.
The Australian fire brigade are fcking useless.
It started yesterday and they still haven't arrived.
anyone interested in these logic puzzles? e is easy m medium
e...After a local bungled heist, five suspects were being interviewed by the police.
Eventually the police managed to get a confession.
Below is a summary of their statements and it turns out that exactly 5 of these statements were true.
Would you make a good detective, try and work out who committed the crime?
Adrian said:
It wasn't Barry
It was Cedric
Barry said:
It wasn't Adrian
It was Derek
Cedric said:
It wasn't Derek
It wasn't Barry
Derek said:
It wasn't Eric
It was Adrian
Eric said:
It wasn't Cedric
It was Derek
m.......At the recent spring fete, four keen gardeners were displaying their fine roses.
In total there were four colours and each rose colour appeared twice.
From the clues below can you tell who had which colour roses?
Mr Green had a yellow rose.
Mr Yellow did not have a red one.
Mr Red had a blue rose but not a green one.
Mr Blue did not have a yellow one.
One person with a red rose also had a green one.
One person with a yellow rose also had a blue one.
One of the persons with a green rose had no red.
Neither of the persons with a yellow rose had a green one.
No person has two roses of the same colour.
No two persons had the same two colour roses and their names provide no clues.
h...hard
daily,weekly,monthly, I don't care as long as we're all here together
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