morning folks..how are we all today then?glad to report that the rain has eased off and the little swimming pool has gone..still really strong winds tho....finished the crate table I was making..all it needs now is waxing and stencilling..dont know whether to stain it a darker colour or leave it as it is ..thots?
right ...brew time so here we go...
hiya Lav,hows you today then?did you end up watching the kids yesterday?I take it they dont live too far from you anyway?has the rain eased off your way too?heres a brew to watch it with...
hiya pauly...how are you today?oh boy that guy that told you to f off ...Id have cut his hair if that had of been me..but it would have been some haircut!hee hee...well in your post you seem to have found the cause of why you started drinking ....all you need to do now is remove the cause..or amend it so that it doesnt affect your life...
hiya Det..hows you today?snow ..whats that all about?likewise with you it may be neccessary to look elsewhere in the new year for a job...
hey Sam the man hows you today then mate?all good I hope..Id love your job ...every farm I was at ...it would be ..oh by the way could I go detecting on your land?unfortunately there aint as much over there as there is here...theres a guy called Chicago Ron...who organises metal detecting trips for Americans to come over here..1900 usd per week and then flights on top of that..not a bad little earner that one!
hiya pie ..hows you today then?any word on an internet provider?isnt it strange how much we rely on it now?20 years ago the world was massive and we lived in our own wee areas.. now with the flick of a button I can talk to you any where in the world....hows dog world today?
big hello to ns,bear and everyone else missing ..hope you folks are well
heres the second part of that programme war on waste that was on over here...its unbeleievable..but so is the attitude of the retail giants!
have a great day...
to stain or not?
20151110_094123.jpg
20151110_162626.jpg
"Adopt a Snow Leopard", the advert urged, so I did.
It's ruined the sofa, there's crap everywhere, my arms are in ribbons and now I can't find the dog.
I think some charities can be downright irresponsible!
An abstract painting sold for 16 million pounds at Sothebys yesterday.
When asked what the picture represents the artist replied "How a fool and his money are soon parted"
Got into a spot of bother with my mandatory drugs test at work today.
According to the results, I'm a Russian Olympian.
Do crossword compilers make up words?
No, just down and across ones.
Four fathers are waiting in a car park outside School, there is an Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman & an Irishman, they've got chatting while they've been waiting. The school day ends and children start to stream out, the Englishman says, "I'm looking for my boy, it's his first day in school, I'm so excited! His name's George after the Patron Saint of England because he was born on St Georges day." he spots his son and calls "George, over here my boy!"
Seconds later the Scotsman calls out to his son "Andrew over here laddie!" and explains to the other fathers, "The same thing with wee Andrew here, he was born on St Andrew's day so we named him for our Patron Saint."
The Welshman spots his son and calls out "David, come here bach!" telling the others, "This is a huge coincidence then boys, my David was born on St David's day so he's named after the Patron Saint of Wales."
The Irishman says, "It is a big coincidence to be sure. My lad's named for his birthday as well."
The Englishman, Scotsman & Welshman all chorus "Patrick?"
"No," the Irishman replies, turning to call his son, "Pancake, over here!"
- "James Bond? This is your new boss. I can tell you now the days of reckless spending on gadgets are over"
- "Who are you?"
- "IMF"
I opened the door for a lady today.
I normally don't bother with such outdated customs, but she was blonde and couldn't figure it out for herself.
MONEY SAVING TIP......
Don’t spend two quid to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning, buy it back for seventy five pence.
There are two rules for success:
1. Don't tell all you know
right ...brew time so here we go...
hiya Lav,hows you today then?did you end up watching the kids yesterday?I take it they dont live too far from you anyway?has the rain eased off your way too?heres a brew to watch it with...
hiya pauly...how are you today?oh boy that guy that told you to f off ...Id have cut his hair if that had of been me..but it would have been some haircut!hee hee...well in your post you seem to have found the cause of why you started drinking ....all you need to do now is remove the cause..or amend it so that it doesnt affect your life...
hiya Det..hows you today?snow ..whats that all about?likewise with you it may be neccessary to look elsewhere in the new year for a job...
hey Sam the man hows you today then mate?all good I hope..Id love your job ...every farm I was at ...it would be ..oh by the way could I go detecting on your land?unfortunately there aint as much over there as there is here...theres a guy called Chicago Ron...who organises metal detecting trips for Americans to come over here..1900 usd per week and then flights on top of that..not a bad little earner that one!
hiya pie ..hows you today then?any word on an internet provider?isnt it strange how much we rely on it now?20 years ago the world was massive and we lived in our own wee areas.. now with the flick of a button I can talk to you any where in the world....hows dog world today?
big hello to ns,bear and everyone else missing ..hope you folks are well
heres the second part of that programme war on waste that was on over here...its unbeleievable..but so is the attitude of the retail giants!
have a great day...
to stain or not?
20151110_094123.jpg
20151110_162626.jpg
"Adopt a Snow Leopard", the advert urged, so I did.
It's ruined the sofa, there's crap everywhere, my arms are in ribbons and now I can't find the dog.
I think some charities can be downright irresponsible!
An abstract painting sold for 16 million pounds at Sothebys yesterday.
When asked what the picture represents the artist replied "How a fool and his money are soon parted"
Got into a spot of bother with my mandatory drugs test at work today.
According to the results, I'm a Russian Olympian.
Do crossword compilers make up words?
No, just down and across ones.
Four fathers are waiting in a car park outside School, there is an Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman & an Irishman, they've got chatting while they've been waiting. The school day ends and children start to stream out, the Englishman says, "I'm looking for my boy, it's his first day in school, I'm so excited! His name's George after the Patron Saint of England because he was born on St Georges day." he spots his son and calls "George, over here my boy!"
Seconds later the Scotsman calls out to his son "Andrew over here laddie!" and explains to the other fathers, "The same thing with wee Andrew here, he was born on St Andrew's day so we named him for our Patron Saint."
The Welshman spots his son and calls out "David, come here bach!" telling the others, "This is a huge coincidence then boys, my David was born on St David's day so he's named after the Patron Saint of Wales."
The Irishman says, "It is a big coincidence to be sure. My lad's named for his birthday as well."
The Englishman, Scotsman & Welshman all chorus "Patrick?"
"No," the Irishman replies, turning to call his son, "Pancake, over here!"
- "James Bond? This is your new boss. I can tell you now the days of reckless spending on gadgets are over"
- "Who are you?"
- "IMF"
I opened the door for a lady today.
I normally don't bother with such outdated customs, but she was blonde and couldn't figure it out for herself.
MONEY SAVING TIP......
Don’t spend two quid to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning, buy it back for seventy five pence.
There are two rules for success:
1. Don't tell all you know
Comment