right then brew time..
firstly....a big hiya to KY..brill to see you back again mate...youll need to keep us up to speed with all the scandal and goss...as for being antisocial....nah dont believe that ...would say you dont tolerate fools easily ..and there aint no fancy wrappers either!!well done on the nosmo king scenario...it is a lot harder than booze ..dont know why that is..perhapps it was because it was more socially accepted during the core working day..it was quite normal to have a quick smoke break,but cant recall too many booze breaks during the working day!!The only place I used to get the urge to smoke even years after I quit was going on holiday to Turkey..guess I wont be gettin them urges now!!anyways bottom line ..great to see ya!!
hey det hows you?whats the early start my man?do you have to travel to this trade fair on a daily basis?take it easy ..dont get sucked into the corporate happy slappy after events!
yo Mr G..hows things in the land down under?bet you aint too worried about whether your car is frozen up this mornin!!!!have a bonzer day bro..
Sam..glad youre better now mate ...."now that the "crud has moved down to my lungs..ace medico terms that !!you out giggin over the weekend?
hiya pie..hows you with your newly acquired tinternet skillls?.maybe I can learn from you!!we have got lovely crisp blue skies here today....
hiya pauly...hows you doing today then?whats the latest in Vegas?as for the table..nope didngt finish it yet..wasnt too happy with the stencilling ,so took it apart and redid it ..got to think of another way to stencil plus practice the burning before I do it proper..plus rabbit hutch on the go..
hey bear ..hows you then today?weekends here no work issues..I used to find going for a swim or doing some sort of exercise first got my head together pretty good..its mostly a case of you get to the stage .."havent got time"thars when the wheel sarts to come off,but if you make the time initially then youre quids in....
hey Lav ..hows you then?working in the shop ..have you got your apprentice in there yet?you are right about the sharp things ..my hands are quite sore this morning!!brew time...have you got guest this weekend?bet you do....have a good one..
hiya ns ..hows you then ?all good?
right folks for the offski ..have a good one...early start moi tomrrow!!
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