morn all...on the way out 5.05 am ...its cold,icy ,snowy,dark.....but apart from that a great day!!off to just outside Lincoln today so we shall see what goodies we find.....
have a great day everyone !!!
A blind man tells his friend how much he enjoys parachuting. "My hand is placed on my release ring, and then they place me in the door and tell me when to jump. Out I go!"
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" ask his friend.
"Oh," replies the blind man, "as soon as the dog's leash goes slack."
Q: Why didn't they make two Yogi bears?
A: Because someone made a Boo Boo.
A biker had been injured in an accident and was hospitalized. Several nurses each had the opportunity to give him a sponge bath and were commenting on his genitals. They all had noticed a tattoo of the word ''Little." So they drew straws to see who would find out what the whole tattoo said. The nurse with the shortest straw went into the guy's room while the others waited in the hall. Suddenly, they heard a commotion, then moans of passion and a piercing scream. Finally, she came out of the room with her skirt up around her waist, her panties around one ankle and a contented smile on her face. The others ask her what she found out.
"It says 'Little Rock Arkansas, Big D.ck Champion, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997 and 1998!'''
Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells, "How do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde yells back, "You're already on the other side!"
Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!
have a great day everyone !!!
A blind man tells his friend how much he enjoys parachuting. "My hand is placed on my release ring, and then they place me in the door and tell me when to jump. Out I go!"
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" ask his friend.
"Oh," replies the blind man, "as soon as the dog's leash goes slack."
Q: Why didn't they make two Yogi bears?
A: Because someone made a Boo Boo.
A biker had been injured in an accident and was hospitalized. Several nurses each had the opportunity to give him a sponge bath and were commenting on his genitals. They all had noticed a tattoo of the word ''Little." So they drew straws to see who would find out what the whole tattoo said. The nurse with the shortest straw went into the guy's room while the others waited in the hall. Suddenly, they heard a commotion, then moans of passion and a piercing scream. Finally, she came out of the room with her skirt up around her waist, her panties around one ankle and a contented smile on her face. The others ask her what she found out.
"It says 'Little Rock Arkansas, Big D.ck Champion, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997 and 1998!'''
Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells, "How do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde yells back, "You're already on the other side!"
Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!
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