so what are we all up to rtoday then?shall we see ..but brew first...
hiya Sam ..hgow are you today then?you feelin better? hope so ...so thats the piggies gone to market then?bacon n sossijays??are you getting any more?yep the history in some of the stuff I find is unbelievable...that coin ..Otto the 4th of Germany... he was the foster son of Richard the 3rd..the geezer they found in the car park in Leicester not so long back
hey bear..hows you and hows the car too? is it fixed? have they told you what is wrong with it?did you get your work done at home ok?
hiya pie...eeeeeeeeeeeek thats some colour of a phone..I think its ace ...retro colours defo.....yes that pic is taken from where we were detecting..its so impressive that cathedral as you drive into Lincoln...Our Amy is a midwife..hows the second pup?hope all is ok with your dad..
hiya Lav...brew time...hows you today?..and the weather?I was watching a prog on Britain in the 60s...wow its great to look back at it all ...but jeez it doesnt half make you feel old!!the swinging 60s ..and the jazz from America any plans for today?
hiya pauly..did you get thru the day ok?did the sleep fairy turn up last night ...glad your plants are ok...Ive just done a hanging basket of Chistmas cactus looks not bad...hope you have a good day....
hiya ns hows you then today?all goodI hope...you still on tour or home now?
hi Kuya hows you today then?
ppqp ..WHERE ARE YOU???.........hope all is well
right folks offski have a good one....
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I hate women who put their makeup on whilst driving. On the way to work this morning a woman crossed three lanes without watching where she was going, ending up in front of me.
I had to brake so hard that my razor landed in my cornflakes which splashed milk all over my newspaper.
Grating.
What a Jamaican calls an elephant.
That singer from 'U2' has opened a small French restaurant.
'Bono Petite'.
Sharks can smell blood from a quarter of a mile away.
Yet I never see any in my local butcher's.
I got sacked from my job at the circus.
Its not my fault I couldn't get the tent back in the bag!
"Your car has heated seats, doesn't it Dave?"
"Yes."
"Any good?"
"Kept my hands lovely and warm in cold weather."
"Your hands? When's the last time you drove it?"
"Not since the crash."
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I cooked a meal for my wife on our anniversary and she told me it was awful.
Fecking ungrateful I call it.... I even gave her three slices of gravy.
There's one thing I've learnt working at KFC.
I should have tried harder at school.
Out shopping in Liverpool today, my toddler son started having a tantrum and threw his red toy car out of his buggy.
By the time I picked it up, it was blue and the VIN had been doctored.
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