I treid to pm ppqp again this morning......it says that she has turned off recieving mail,pms etc ..so dont know what is happening there...so you are all getting ready for thanksgiving over there eh?not fair we dont even celebrate it..and yet it came from here with the pilgrims..first thanx giving was 1621.....then it kinda died orf until Uncle Abe during the civil war said hey what a good idea ..lets have a holiday!so can we have our day off back please?
brew time.......
hey pauly hows you then?all good ...yp they reckon restin is as good as sleeping..probably better ..dont hafta use the xtra energy shuttin your eye lids!!my Chrismas cacti are doing pretty well...I have 3 of them..1 I have had for about 4 years now..I think its more easter than Chrimbo....
hiya Lav ..hows you today then? taking it easier today then?I hope the wabbits move in ok..if they dont maybe I will its great ...new lights in garage ..all painted draughtproofed..all my tolls ..what a play area ..need to get some more pallets to break down..my wood store is empty!here you go ..a brew to start the day off...
Hiya Det...thanks for the info about dmso...just been checking it out..its easier to get in USA than here for some reason...couple of online suppliers I have found tho...hoe you are well mate and not comin down with the lurgy!!
hiya pie hows you today?other pup settled in?
hiya ns ..hope all is well in your wureld :hug:
hiya bear ..fat club ...n chocolate cake ....am I missing something here? when do you get your car back?
hey Sam..how are you feeling today then?any better?hope so mate...so no pigs at the mo...what about toikeys ..you ever thought of raising them?
hiya ky ..you ok in upside down land?
right peeps offski..be good ..
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A man on his death bed requested his wife, 3 sons, his nurse and a camera to be set up to record his final moments. Which were as follows...
"To my son David, I leave the 2 blocks of flats in the East end of London," "To my other son Michael, I leave the 4 penthouse's in Chelsea," "and finally to my eldest son Kevin, I leave the big glass building near Tower Bridge".
With that he slipped away. The nurse turned to the wife and said "I never realised your husband was so wealthy, you and your sons are very lucky" His wife swiftly replied "Was he B.llocks! He was a "Fecking window cleaner!"
I remember when cars didn't have cup holders...
You had to drive with the beer between your legs.
I give my employees time and an 1/8th if they do any overtime at work.
Honestly, sometimes I think I'm too generous to be a drug dealer.
I've decided to give up my membership of the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament.....
The fact that the world still exists after Reagan, Clinton and 2 George Bushes is a clear indicator that the big red button actually just plays a funny tune in the White House.
People say swans are dangerous because they can break bones, .....turkeys can shoot down planes.
My laptop was down for two hours on Saturday so I couldn't access my Twitter.
It was terrible.
I had to call random people from the phone book and tell them what I had for lunch.
I went for a few beers after work with a mate.
After a couple of hours I said to him, "I can see World War 3 kicking off soon."
He said, "Things are looking bad between Russia and Turkey."
I said, "I meant with my wife, I've just remembered it's our anniversary today."
Are you childish?
Please tick a Yes or NoB
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