brew time......get in there!
hiya Kuya....how are you today?hope all is well in the green and pleasant land down there ..hows the business doing?did you get the staff issue sorted out?whats theproblem with coming here in Feb?bring plenty of suncream ..it will be pretty hot.........
he says lyingly
hiya Lav...how are you then?all good ...heres a brew for that memory lane trip ......perm ,baggy trousers etc...!! Ive got tattoos on my arms..surprise surprise..and when I came out of the army I wanted to join the cops...one particular force...but they wouldnt take me ..cos I had tats...so I went for the fire service and prison service...passed both..remember having to do something called the minnesota domino test???anyways joined the latter.. and that was it..I have a female friend and she has tattoos on her arms...and they look absolutely fantastic ..the colours are so vivid.....isnt it strange how our attitudes change... have you got to the end of your mud baths yet?
hiya pauly...hows you then?all good today?think we all go thru mad phases in our lives ..I certainly did...!as kids we used to run about in gangs..skinhead,suedehead..remember the film Clockwork Orange?we used to dress like that at one stage too..then like Aladin insane on the Bowie theme....thought we were as tuff as old boots..in actual fact we just looked like a bunch of dicks!!!!but hey you go thru these phases...
hi Sam...hows you today then mate?out on your land or round the farms?....still got mud puddles too?
hi pie ..how are you today then?hope all is well with you...
hiya bear hows you then today?all chilled after your bath and doss night on the sofa?
hiya ns...how are you today then? all doing well I hope...
hey det ...hiya mate ...glad you're doing good...sounds like you had a good time with family...keep up the nae booze job ..well done
and on a christmasssy theme..I decided to put up our tree .......but it had to meet certain criteria
be natural...but not have to pick up pine needles...a young tree
in order to support the Paris agreement on global warming,minimalist lighting to reduce the energy output....
and bingo......
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have a great day.......
saw this one...brill...
FOR SALE..SNOWMAN.....needs some tlc
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