morning all...how are we all today then?good? excellent...the start of the weekend is here,so lets get on with it..was just about to say it isnt raining...but guess what ..it sure is!!not a lot happening here at the moment,was on the treadmill again yesterday,not for long though....12 days and its Tenerife time for me...
right brew time..on we go....
hiya Lav....how are you today?I take it that by your convoluted day you were all over the place..A to b ..via JK AND Z!! well heres a simple uncomplicated brew...did you just go looking at the gardens or was there a buy whilst you were there too?how is the weekend looking for you?kid free??
hiya ns..hope your journey went well.......how many biggies do you do a year roughly...?as for your comments on this site...I think there are a good few of us could say exactly the same.....have a great time..
hiya pauly..hows you today then?as for your phone playing up...yep mine does that too sometimes..it also freezes...and yep taking the battery out fixes it...and yep bang on the money re the upgrade gimmick!!
hiya Sam...how are you?yes you are right about the politics...we have got the same over here...but a couple of things I have noticed..firstly some of the crap that politicians do come out with..it makes you wonder how they get away with it ..it seems like once elected by the people ..then they no longer represent the wishes of said people,but seem to just go and do their own thing!!Secondly the number of twists and turns and deviations they make..examples...these are what they are not my beliefs or views in any way...
2 nights ago Cameron voted to bomb shit out of Syria...yet not 3 months ago he said at conference the very opposite.....Corbyn said that the situation should be resolved through political means and talks....yet there are photos of him sitting with Gerry Adams,Martin McGuiness..prior to the peace process in NI..Im pretty sure you have similar parallels over there..oops just fell off me soapbox!!have a great weekend..
hiya bear hows the cold?you feelin ok?hope so..
hi kuya hows you down there?all good?
mornin pie ..and hows you today then?hows dogsville doing?everything ok?
hi det...you doing good my man..take it easy mate ..have you any plans for the weekend?
righty ho folks tis time to go....
have a good one...
Microsoft sent me an advent calendar by post.
I'm not opening windows 6, 7, 8 or 10.
"Beatles or Stones?" I asked my son.
"Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?" he pleaded.
Got one of those Provident Loans last week and used it to buy a big new settee.
So I can hide behind it on payment day.
"Yellow car!" shouted my brother, before punching me hard on the arm.
I don't think I can last three more days on holiday in New York.
I ordered a book online called, "Origami for Beginners".
When it arrived it was just a scrunched up piece of paper.
I ordered a book called "How to relieve stress"
My goodness, for the life of me I really hope that it arrives on time.
And that it's useful.
And that the delivery man doesn't dislike me.
I knew a girl called Anna Grams once.....
She was a bit messed up.
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.
The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.
The chief screams, "What are you doing?"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"
A preacher concludes his service by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the 17th chapter of Mark."
The following Sunday, the preacher says, "Now, all of you who have done as I requested and read the 17th chapter of Mark, please raise your hands."
Nearly every hand in the congregation goes up.
The preacher continues, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no 17th chapter of Mark."
Q: Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m?
A: Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.
Q: Why do beavers have flat tails?
A: Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m
right brew time..on we go....
hiya Lav....how are you today?I take it that by your convoluted day you were all over the place..A to b ..via JK AND Z!! well heres a simple uncomplicated brew...did you just go looking at the gardens or was there a buy whilst you were there too?how is the weekend looking for you?kid free??
hiya ns..hope your journey went well.......how many biggies do you do a year roughly...?as for your comments on this site...I think there are a good few of us could say exactly the same.....have a great time..
hiya pauly..hows you today then?as for your phone playing up...yep mine does that too sometimes..it also freezes...and yep taking the battery out fixes it...and yep bang on the money re the upgrade gimmick!!
hiya Sam...how are you?yes you are right about the politics...we have got the same over here...but a couple of things I have noticed..firstly some of the crap that politicians do come out with..it makes you wonder how they get away with it ..it seems like once elected by the people ..then they no longer represent the wishes of said people,but seem to just go and do their own thing!!Secondly the number of twists and turns and deviations they make..examples...these are what they are not my beliefs or views in any way...
2 nights ago Cameron voted to bomb shit out of Syria...yet not 3 months ago he said at conference the very opposite.....Corbyn said that the situation should be resolved through political means and talks....yet there are photos of him sitting with Gerry Adams,Martin McGuiness..prior to the peace process in NI..Im pretty sure you have similar parallels over there..oops just fell off me soapbox!!have a great weekend..
hiya bear hows the cold?you feelin ok?hope so..
hi kuya hows you down there?all good?
mornin pie ..and hows you today then?hows dogsville doing?everything ok?
hi det...you doing good my man..take it easy mate ..have you any plans for the weekend?
righty ho folks tis time to go....
have a good one...
Microsoft sent me an advent calendar by post.
I'm not opening windows 6, 7, 8 or 10.
"Beatles or Stones?" I asked my son.
"Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?" he pleaded.
Got one of those Provident Loans last week and used it to buy a big new settee.
So I can hide behind it on payment day.
"Yellow car!" shouted my brother, before punching me hard on the arm.
I don't think I can last three more days on holiday in New York.
I ordered a book online called, "Origami for Beginners".
When it arrived it was just a scrunched up piece of paper.
I ordered a book called "How to relieve stress"
My goodness, for the life of me I really hope that it arrives on time.
And that it's useful.
And that the delivery man doesn't dislike me.
I knew a girl called Anna Grams once.....
She was a bit messed up.
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.
The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.
The chief screams, "What are you doing?"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"
A preacher concludes his service by saying, "Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the 17th chapter of Mark."
The following Sunday, the preacher says, "Now, all of you who have done as I requested and read the 17th chapter of Mark, please raise your hands."
Nearly every hand in the congregation goes up.
The preacher continues, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no 17th chapter of Mark."
Q: Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m?
A: Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.
Q: Why do beavers have flat tails?
A: Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m
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