right lets sit down n have a brew....
mornin det...yep reckon we must be rellies!!Im pretty good at doing things...but there is always a cost ..usually collateral damage to some part of me!!Zero seems like a good opener for chrimbo to me!!!have a good one friend
yo Mr G...howz the land down under?all good I hope..have a bonzer day mate....
hiya Lav..hows you then today?so YB is off to the hozzy today too then?are youre waiting times as mad as ours?to be fair ..once I was seen,it was a brill service,its just the waiting times..I think what bugs me more than any of it is the pay n display carparks..cost meĀ£8 to park yesterday....and the car parks are run on behalf of the hospital and patrolled by little officious no marks in uniform!!bit of a clue there on my opinion of them!anyway big brew..what plans have you today then?as for openi ng wine bottles....my party piece used to be opening a corked bottle with a shoe lace!!
hiya bear hows you today then ?did you enjoy your chopped up sossiges....you didnt have them on a spoon..with phrases like open wide ..heres the train coming...choo choo etc :congratulatory:yes it does seem quite a strange when you looked back on how we worked after a night on falling down juice...I often wonder if people noticed at work..I can think of quite a few instances where I had a few? and been in charge of incidents..including a hostage one..!!jeez anyways water under the bridge...have a good one..
hiya pauly...hows you today then?got away from grouchy .com?hope so ...you gettin ready for Chrimbo?
hey pie..wowee sounds like you have a had a time of it!!how are things?ermmm plumbing and leccy dont really go together..its shocking what can happen!!hope all is status quo with you ...
mornin sam..hows you mate?glad you enjoyed the ceilidh....now thats when you know youve cracked it..you can open el vino and not even think..hmmmmm
hiya ns you ok?
hiya kuya..hows you then?i thi nk you are right..no one ever takes the cost of the feed into consideration for chrimbo...and yet if I said to you going to take you for a meal etc you would think it was brill!!which got me to thinking...instead of as we are today..buying pressies and receiving pressies....why dont we do something personal..for instance how many times have you got shit pressies and put the kid on smile up ..."oh brilliant fanx very much ..just what I ve always wanted"actualy it isnt or you would have bought it yourself!..lets get away from the commercialisation..firstly do we want to give pressies to each other ..ok kidz is accepted ..but adults?here you go how many of these have folks done ..be honest
bought someone a present because its expected
been disappointed on a pressie from someone
checked the prices that someone has paid for a pressie
just what I have wanted..when clearly its crap
put pressies into the charity shops
secret santad something that you were given and chucked in a cupboard?
instead why not think..what could I do for this person?garden...cleaning up cut grass chop wood etc? something they need..an act of kindness and friendship..and thats priceless...sorry for hijacking your post for my tirade ky.......:thumbsup:
right folks....offski ..have a good one..
A Liverpool pensioner has died and left all his worldly possessions to complete strangers.
Although they were the original owners.
Following this weekend's devastating floods, the Prime Minister is to visit the worst hit areas. The Environment Secretary has said "Lessons will be learned" on flood prevention. The Chancellor of The Exchequer has announced plans to introduce new bands of Road Tax for dinghies and canoes.
"Have you been for a check-up recently?" asked my dentist.
"No. No I haven't," I answered.
"I can tell," he replied.
"Are my teeth bad?" I chuckled.
He said, "No, but I saw the wad of cash in your wallet."
I'm getting a drone for Christmas.
No doubt the wife will continue the noise into Boxing Day and then onto New Year.
I'm surprised they haven't made warning labels for alcohol rated like TV shows and movies; Contents may contain course language, sexual references and scenarios, nudity and possible acts of violence.
I got my job in the police department, with help from a well crafted CV, that stated, "Worked in PD for 12 years."
I missed out the "oundlan" in between.
I walked into the newsagents and asked if they sold Oyster Cards.
The cashier said, "For the bus?"
I said, "No, it's my oyster's birthday."
My pet Chameleon just died of exhaustion.
I knew we shouldn't have bought that tartan rug.
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