mornin all ..hows life treatin you all?good I hope...tis another wet n windy weekend...time to get packing today Im told ...but first its brew time ...so here we go folks lets do it...
hey Sam ...hows you then?sleep in today did we?did you get any further with those deeds?any giggin over the chrimbo period mate?
hiya pauly ..hows you today then?all calm and peace at yuor place today?do you work weekendz too?have a great day anyway...
wow lav...hows you today then?did you get the machines sorted out?moreso how did it go with the grandsons?should be ok at the mo..youve got the Christmas threat..Santa doesnt give naughty kids presents....heres a mean brew for the day.....
hey pie ...hows you then?guess what you arent the only one that gets dates wrong..said to Julie that Id take the wabbits to my friends on Wednesday..oh really says she...considering we fly at 6am...I thought it was thursday!!!yep I would opt out of the chrimbo game and be on holiday..but the one we are going on gets hiked up BY £1000 just for that week!!
hiya ns ..hope all is welll with you n yours.....
hiya ky...hows you today complete with frazzled brain?hope all is well with you and have a good weekend.......love Terry.....
hiya det ..you ok mate?
ppqp..if you are there ...hope all is going ok for you..
right folks offski be good be safe be sober....
When I was a boy scout, I learned a lot about Indian cooking.
I have the bhajis to prove it.
I said to my wife, "If I ask you what you want for Christmas, you'll just say 'nothing' won't you?"
"Yes," she replied.
"Fair enough," I answered, "you might as well have your Christmas present now then. "
My wealthy friend said he thinks people only hang around with him because his parents are rich...
I said, "If you want my advice, that'll be a fiver!"
Donald Trump: I excelled at sports.
Which might be true. He shows signs of having suffered quite a few concussions.
What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me two mongooses."
I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me two mongeese."
Nope, that still didn't sound right;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me two mongi."
Ahh, fck it, I thought,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose.
P.S. Send me another one.
hey Sam ...hows you then?sleep in today did we?did you get any further with those deeds?any giggin over the chrimbo period mate?
hiya pauly ..hows you today then?all calm and peace at yuor place today?do you work weekendz too?have a great day anyway...
wow lav...hows you today then?did you get the machines sorted out?moreso how did it go with the grandsons?should be ok at the mo..youve got the Christmas threat..Santa doesnt give naughty kids presents....heres a mean brew for the day.....
hey pie ...hows you then?guess what you arent the only one that gets dates wrong..said to Julie that Id take the wabbits to my friends on Wednesday..oh really says she...considering we fly at 6am...I thought it was thursday!!!yep I would opt out of the chrimbo game and be on holiday..but the one we are going on gets hiked up BY £1000 just for that week!!
hiya ns ..hope all is welll with you n yours.....
hiya ky...hows you today complete with frazzled brain?hope all is well with you and have a good weekend.......love Terry.....
hiya det ..you ok mate?
ppqp..if you are there ...hope all is going ok for you..
right folks offski be good be safe be sober....
When I was a boy scout, I learned a lot about Indian cooking.
I have the bhajis to prove it.
I said to my wife, "If I ask you what you want for Christmas, you'll just say 'nothing' won't you?"
"Yes," she replied.
"Fair enough," I answered, "you might as well have your Christmas present now then. "
My wealthy friend said he thinks people only hang around with him because his parents are rich...
I said, "If you want my advice, that'll be a fiver!"
Donald Trump: I excelled at sports.
Which might be true. He shows signs of having suffered quite a few concussions.
What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me two mongooses."
I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me two mongeese."
Nope, that still didn't sound right;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me two mongi."
Ahh, fck it, I thought,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose.
P.S. Send me another one.
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