hurray ...Im here ..computer let me in ..tho fair to say it isnt the computer,its the bumf that you dont see thats the issue...anyways ...a good morning to you all..how are we ?all goodly well I hope...at the dentist today,as well as the grand finale of gettin last minute things today...so on we go ...big brew time....
hiya bear how are you then?when do you finish work?when you were out the other night ...did you notice ..a)any change in your attitude, b) think any differently towards those drinking? or d)still harbouring ..I wish thoughts?
ok how many looked for a c) my attempt at joviality at 6.45 am..
hey pie how are you then?hope all is well in doggy land and family wise ..
hiya ns likewise...hope all is well
hiya pauly..how are you then?all good?is that the chrimbo shopping done then?I think you are right about the attitude too ....I can only speak pour moi..but it doesnt feel like it to me...in fact there are a coupla times I have had to kick myself out of it with doom n gloom thotz..bottom line is ..only you can do that tho....have a smiley face day...
hiya kuya..hows the green and verdant pastures of North Island today?..more so hows you..and business? have you and daughter done the teenage truce?be welll and have a great day
hiya det ...snow????best idea just watch some fillums!!!!!I recorded Convoy last night ..havent seen that for yonks!!!
hey sam how did you get on at market then?all good mate ,,,and a few toons to follow?best of luck in tracing those missing years!!
hiya Lav ...looks like a great day was had by all!liked the fire engine..Santa now has shares in anheuser!!nice horses too..but thats to be expected ...(clydesdales ..originally from Scotland) ..I digress brew time..did you get your embroidery implements of Scottish origin sorted ...Mac hines .......oh dear its getting worse!!!!!
right peeps off I go for some sense tablets..be good
On my way to work early this morning I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Louisa Johnson. I approached her and offered my congratulations on her success in the X factor.
"Thank you" she smiled "Would you like my autograph?"
"No thanks" I replied "Just a sausage and egg McMuffin and a coffee please"
I met the inventor of the trampoline.
Nice guy.
But a bit jumpy.
They say a camera will add ten pounds to you, so don't eat cameras.
I always feel a bit sad when I take down the Christmas lights.
But they'll look better on my house.
Comedy is all about how you look at things.
For example, Kim Jong-un is funny as fck.......if you're outside North Korea.
WHY I AM SO TIRED
For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me . . . and you're sitting there reading jokes.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
hiya bear how are you then?when do you finish work?when you were out the other night ...did you notice ..a)any change in your attitude, b) think any differently towards those drinking? or d)still harbouring ..I wish thoughts?
ok how many looked for a c) my attempt at joviality at 6.45 am..
hey pie how are you then?hope all is well in doggy land and family wise ..
hiya ns likewise...hope all is well
hiya pauly..how are you then?all good?is that the chrimbo shopping done then?I think you are right about the attitude too ....I can only speak pour moi..but it doesnt feel like it to me...in fact there are a coupla times I have had to kick myself out of it with doom n gloom thotz..bottom line is ..only you can do that tho....have a smiley face day...
hiya kuya..hows the green and verdant pastures of North Island today?..more so hows you..and business? have you and daughter done the teenage truce?be welll and have a great day
hiya det ...snow????best idea just watch some fillums!!!!!I recorded Convoy last night ..havent seen that for yonks!!!
hey sam how did you get on at market then?all good mate ,,,and a few toons to follow?best of luck in tracing those missing years!!
hiya Lav ...looks like a great day was had by all!liked the fire engine..Santa now has shares in anheuser!!nice horses too..but thats to be expected ...(clydesdales ..originally from Scotland) ..I digress brew time..did you get your embroidery implements of Scottish origin sorted ...Mac hines .......oh dear its getting worse!!!!!
right peeps off I go for some sense tablets..be good
On my way to work early this morning I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Louisa Johnson. I approached her and offered my congratulations on her success in the X factor.
"Thank you" she smiled "Would you like my autograph?"
"No thanks" I replied "Just a sausage and egg McMuffin and a coffee please"
I met the inventor of the trampoline.
Nice guy.
But a bit jumpy.
They say a camera will add ten pounds to you, so don't eat cameras.
I always feel a bit sad when I take down the Christmas lights.
But they'll look better on my house.
Comedy is all about how you look at things.
For example, Kim Jong-un is funny as fck.......if you're outside North Korea.
WHY I AM SO TIRED
For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me . . . and you're sitting there reading jokes.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
so we'll probably just have ham,but I wanted turkey too oh well,other than that I'm doing ok,sounds like we all are, hope everyone has an easy Monday
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