well here we are ..back in good old sun soaked UK.....well scrap the sun the rest is right....plane delayed yesterday so that set me orf chunnering to meself...plan a...get wabbits first thing..let them out in the garden to get udse to it ....now on planc ..which is make a plan b...which does include getting the hutch in the garage ready..tho if the rain is off it wont be used..I built it ..but I dont think enough natural light filters in..we shall see....anyways how are yizall?back to a decent brew....Ive read whilst on holidays all the freds...but on a fone itz kinda hard to keep up..so think the best thjing is generalise ...which I dont like doing really.so I wish each and everyone on this fred all the very best for the season... ppqp ...wherever you are ..the same to you...for those that have achieved goals and targets on here ..be it a day a week a month a year ...well done to you..dont ever feel embarrassed by the "you dont drink brigade" with that look as if you have 2 heads.....be very proud of yourself..a lot of these people are either ignorant in their own demise ,and couldnt hack it anyway....but each and every one of you has had the strength and courage to admit to yourself that there is an issue and front it up..
Where would I be?
where would I be without the help you give,
would I exist or would I live?
the strength to accept that I have failings and fault,
you give me the courage to bring it to a halt
so where would I be at this time of cheer,
lying drunk or act normal ... full of spirits and beer
with a smiling mask...happy everyone thinks
but underneath it all...planning,sneaking my drinks.
so where am I now?not cured but aware,
of that perilous road I dont want to share,
Ive won some battles with guts and thought..
Im not giving in ...no Im not!
so for everyone here you all play your part,
I thank you all from the bottom of my heart
we have ups and downs ,we have some fun,
but we can beat the drink..we are as one!
merry christmas to one and all......
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How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
· Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
· A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
· I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
· Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
· I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
· They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
· I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
· Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
· Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· Broken pencils are pointless.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
· I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
· Velcro - what a rip off!
· Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’ last
Where would I be?
where would I be without the help you give,
would I exist or would I live?
the strength to accept that I have failings and fault,
you give me the courage to bring it to a halt
so where would I be at this time of cheer,
lying drunk or act normal ... full of spirits and beer
with a smiling mask...happy everyone thinks
but underneath it all...planning,sneaking my drinks.
so where am I now?not cured but aware,
of that perilous road I dont want to share,
Ive won some battles with guts and thought..
Im not giving in ...no Im not!
so for everyone here you all play your part,
I thank you all from the bottom of my heart
we have ups and downs ,we have some fun,
but we can beat the drink..we are as one!
merry christmas to one and all......
1927729_1946879965538145_5916393481438915207_n.jpg
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
· Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
· A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
· I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
· Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
· I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
· They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
· I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
· Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
· Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· Broken pencils are pointless.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
· I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
· Velcro - what a rip off!
· Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’ last
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