HebWeb News 2015: Christmas 2015 Floods
right brew time.......
hiya Lav how are you doing?all good i hope..you need to tell me how to make vids to post on face book......simple instructions!
hiya SF......how are you?glad to see you are doing ok....now as for kale...my rabbits wont eat anything else!!!
Pauly......you never cease to amaze me!!could I be right in the fact that we are turnin the corner re booze thoughts??your post contained it all...well done you..after all you have done recently,dont you dare go ah fk it and reach for the bottle next time you get hacked orf...you get on here do you hear!!!!:thumbsup:
hiya tt ..apologies for not replying earlier to you but was otherwise occupied..all the very best to you
hiya ns..saw your pics ...g kids look happy ...and so do you !!
hiya pie how are you?all ok in doggyland?
Sam the man....you giving them toons a bashin mate?
hey bear hows fingz with you?all ok you been to any do s over the chrissy period?
hiya det the man ..still playin in the snow?
hiya Kuya how are things with you ..it should be almost Easter now with the time difference
right folks apologies to any I have missed xx
I arrived in Benidorm and on a bus to my hotel when I saw a billboard saying, "All of our doctors speak fluent English."
I thought, 'Don't even get that at home!'
I poured salt and pepper on my neighbour's door mat to spell Merry Xmas
"What the fck are you doing?!" he shouted.
"Season's greetings." I replied.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
I saw a bloke from my office on top of a multi-storey car park, threatening to jump off, so I asked a police officer if I could go up and talk to him.
"We've got specially trained officers talking to him right now, it's best if you wait down here," he said.
"Dave," I shouted up. "It's me, Pete from work. Will you move over just a little bit? You're directly above my car."
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (read aloud)
Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP - Kum Hia
Stupid man - Dum Fuk
Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into the coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's dark in here - Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Our meeting is next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his vehicle - Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
Thats Great - Fa Kin Su Pah
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