hiya folks how are we today then?all good ..fil got out of hosp last night they still dont know what it was.....he cant remember it ...weather has eased up too..for a couple of days and then there is more on the way ......thank goodness the wabbit hutch is on stilts!!
so lets getthe brews on..
hiya kuya..how are you doing?yep youre right about the world we certainly have made a bit of a mess of it at times to say the least...anyway just to reassure you ...Manchesta is still here
hey Sam ...new toons eh?good for you mate..hows things on the homestead with you?yes booze has a lot to answer for ..and yet it isnt given the publicit to stamp it out drugs etc have ..in fact there are more warnings for excess caffeine..have a good day my friend
hiya ns...hows you ? still got the grand kids by your side?
hiya pie ...how are you then? yes Il have all of those drinks ...fanx hows the pups? my friend has a dachshund in pup at the mo ..what a weird shape!
hiya Lav..how are you doing?hows the wearther your way?I cant get into the garden or nuffink ..and I have plans for it..split the large lon veg bed into 5 smaller ones with access between each.. but at the mo its just like mud!!anyways brew time you ready?
hiya pauly ...hows you today then?all good I hope..you got your enthooosiasm back yet?that christmas done and dusted now?we all back to normal?
hey det ...snow in the desert ..whats that about??? glad your chrimbo went well..and best of luck today
hiya bear ..how are you today?all good?
hiya sf...how are you today then ?all good ...you seem to have got a focussed direction with your life now ...good for you ..
right folks for da offski..
A man working at a mattress factory has fallen 50 feet into a pile of feathers and foam. Doctors have described his condition as comfortable!
"When you are dead, you are not aware that you are dead. It is only painful for others."
Same goes for those deluded nutters on The X-Factor auditions.
A man from England has just become the first Briton to ever row the Atlantic ocean solo.
He only went out to for a loaf of bread but the flooding got so bad that he got lost
'I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for my wife. '
Best epitaph I've ever seen on a headstone.
Most old people drive like they have all the time left in the world.
Most young people drive like it's their last day on Earth.
I read in the paper that a man called 999 because he had cut his finger, but not severely enough to bleed.
What an idiot. Finger injuries should only be considered worthy of dialling 999 if they are so severe that you can no longer dial 999.
"Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" now means that we should gather at abandoned storage units and bid on them
My mate just asked me, "If you were stuck on a desert island, and you could have 3 records, what would they be?"
I said, "The long distance swimming one would be good!"
What's the rudest type of Elf?
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The Gof.ckyoursElf.
so lets getthe brews on..
hiya kuya..how are you doing?yep youre right about the world we certainly have made a bit of a mess of it at times to say the least...anyway just to reassure you ...Manchesta is still here
hey Sam ...new toons eh?good for you mate..hows things on the homestead with you?yes booze has a lot to answer for ..and yet it isnt given the publicit to stamp it out drugs etc have ..in fact there are more warnings for excess caffeine..have a good day my friend
hiya ns...hows you ? still got the grand kids by your side?
hiya pie ...how are you then? yes Il have all of those drinks ...fanx hows the pups? my friend has a dachshund in pup at the mo ..what a weird shape!
hiya Lav..how are you doing?hows the wearther your way?I cant get into the garden or nuffink ..and I have plans for it..split the large lon veg bed into 5 smaller ones with access between each.. but at the mo its just like mud!!anyways brew time you ready?
hiya pauly ...hows you today then?all good I hope..you got your enthooosiasm back yet?that christmas done and dusted now?we all back to normal?
hey det ...snow in the desert ..whats that about??? glad your chrimbo went well..and best of luck today
hiya bear ..how are you today?all good?
hiya sf...how are you today then ?all good ...you seem to have got a focussed direction with your life now ...good for you ..
right folks for da offski..
A man working at a mattress factory has fallen 50 feet into a pile of feathers and foam. Doctors have described his condition as comfortable!
"When you are dead, you are not aware that you are dead. It is only painful for others."
Same goes for those deluded nutters on The X-Factor auditions.
A man from England has just become the first Briton to ever row the Atlantic ocean solo.
He only went out to for a loaf of bread but the flooding got so bad that he got lost
'I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for my wife. '
Best epitaph I've ever seen on a headstone.
Most old people drive like they have all the time left in the world.
Most young people drive like it's their last day on Earth.
I read in the paper that a man called 999 because he had cut his finger, but not severely enough to bleed.
What an idiot. Finger injuries should only be considered worthy of dialling 999 if they are so severe that you can no longer dial 999.
"Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" now means that we should gather at abandoned storage units and bid on them
My mate just asked me, "If you were stuck on a desert island, and you could have 3 records, what would they be?"
I said, "The long distance swimming one would be good!"
What's the rudest type of Elf?
---
The Gof.ckyoursElf.
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