right on we go ..gorra bit to do..brew time Im on numero 3!!!
hiya Lav hows you today ?you getting the wind and rain too? this one thats on the way is called storm frank...yep they did loads of checks on fil...he does like a drink..there isnt a day goes by that he doesnt have one,also leads a very sedentary life,now bearing in mind he was in the merchant navy and then the prison service too..dont know ..my gut instinct is that al played a part but I aint a doctor ..nor have I the right to preach either!!!
hiya bear no internet for 2 days?? ...how did we ever survive in those dark days when it didnt exist and we thought the world was flat! glad you are doing ok
hey Sam ..hows you then mate ? all good ..yep if it goes pear shaped the wabbitz will be coming in ...end of discussion!! my friend who used to breed and show wabbitz is trying to get me interested in breeding and showing them...mbh ..the idea does appeal to me slightly, but the whole thing for me is to give rescues a home and better life..Julie is defo against it...but not averse to having a dog??? how does that work?so music is good for you ..thats good..let you into a secret...I used to be the head chorister in a big cathedral choir...even made a record or 2...whatever happened to that angelic person??:congratulatory::congratulatory:
hiya pauly..just to prove the point ...Im on cup three of cawfee..how are you today then?ok I hope..are you back at work yet?? cutting peoples hedz?
hiya ns ..how are you ? still in grandkid land?:welldone:
hi pie how are you this foine day ? all well with you ?
hiya kuya...hows life in the evergreen down there? hope all is well....
det my man hows the snow...as in weather that is ..honest officer didn't mean anything else!!hope you are ok..
right folks for the offski
Lav...just for the grandsons
these are genuine letters.....any double entendre is down to yiur individual thought process and assumption!!!
Extracts from letters written by council housing tenants:
1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence
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5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
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