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Elland Bridge will be closed ‘for the forseeable future’ - Halifax Courier
and do you know the sad thing about it?people are actually looting shops and homes ...this isnt some war torn fkn shithole ..its actually the originally cotton capital of Britain,the birthplace of the co-operative society..thats a fkn laugh!! they have arrested quite a few but that means jack shit..out on bail...get defended by some parasitic lawyer who is getting paid irrespective of outcome..and that will be it...nothing ,nish nada..dont do it again... what a screwed up country this is!!! apologies for the language but it makes my blood boil..just another of our its ours give us it attitude of todays society...
rant over ..brew time....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr
brew time....hiya ns..hows you ?all set for your party?get them to bring their own glasses!!glad to hear you arent interested well done you
hiya pauly ..hows you this Friday then?all good? see you slept right thru and missed a coupla days!!!you doing anything at new year ?
hiya Lav..hows you then?yep you are right about the lifestyle changes ...tho not convinced he will..my guees will be cut down...and eventually back to same ..we shall see...asa for thebooze in the house...nope I wouldnt be comfortable with that either...different reason though..it would nark me big time as a non drinker seeing all these people drinking booze that I had paid for ...no siree!!!talking aboot drink ..heres a brew for your good self
hiya kuya hows you then..?
hey Sam the man...hows youb today then?all good I hope ..all tooned up for new year on the aul fiddle for auld la-ang syne ma dear for auld lang syne,well tak a cup o kindness yit fir the sake of auld lang syne..jockanese version..have a grand day
hey bear hows you doing?all good I hope
hiya pie..how are you ..yep got too much in my life to be looking at this rabbit showing lark..you are right its all about rescue...guess my head just got carried away with its tiny self!!hows dogsville doing?
right good thats it ..the pre penultimate post of 2015..have a good one
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face!
A guy was throwing popcorn at the back of my head in the cinema.
I turned around and shouted, "You and me...when this film finishes...let's sort this out."
"OK then." he nodded intently.
And then, when it was over, we cleared away all the popcorn like respectable men.
I should be ok if it rains tonight.
There's at least a foot to go before my living room's full.
Finally!
Just finished installing that bloody loft ladder!
Now
Instructions on how to climb it
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level.
To help her, I raised the ironing board to a more suitable height.
Millions of people in our country suffer in silence with incontinence, not me.
I always whistle when I'm having a pee
I was terrible at spelling when I was at school.
Brlliant at mattermattics, though.
I need to start taking my job a bit more seriously according to my boss.
I was so shocked I nearly fell off my unicycle.
My wife left me because I kept quoting 1970's US sitcoms.
Happy days.
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