pie hny....hows the wee doggie?ok...got up this morning and the central heating was making iffy noises...thought it was the pump ..so messed about and its working fingers crossed...plumbers on noo years day ha
hiya ky hows you ? happy 2016 ...see you later on in the year.....hows the car
hiya bear ..hny too...hows you ...so the sober jive bunny eh....Ive got travellin on my list too..but uk wise.. need to see more of this country....before it sinks!!!take it the activity is craft based and not something dodgy...(check your post)
hiya pauly ..hny to you too..did you have a good one?hope so....you made any resolutions?can you get a pic of that plant ?chuck it on fb or summat
hiya ns....hny to you...hope all is well with you n yours...
hiya Lav same to you ..hny...and a brew to match..going swimming in a minute or 2 ..isnt it great ...the world...what a feeling no hangover no nothing..no worries bout driving etc....guess what we are having today? turkey.....the one that escaped from America at thanksgiving !!
Sam the man all the best to you..take it you was out playing toons?...as you said out with the old in with the new.....
hey Det ...hny man ...hope all is well with you my friend......
hiya tt ...hope you have a good year too...teenage troubles sorted?
right peeps orf swimming...have a great day/year..get ready for the January sales!!
"Daddy, why do they always put bus stops outside shops and post offices?"
"Well, sweetheart, it's so mummy and daddy have somewhere to park our nice BMW when we need to go to the shops or post office."
A policeman knocked on my door. He pulled a photo from his pocket and said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
I said, "Yes, has she been in an accident?"
He said, "No, nothing like that. Me and all the lads from the station had a collection, we all felt really sorry for you."
My new diet is going brilliantly, I haven't eaten all year....
It seems I've upset a number of people by letting fireworks off to celebrate the New Year.
In hindsight it may have been an idea if I had waited until I got off the train.
What do music and sweets have in common?
Both are better without the rapper.
When I look back at my life I remember 2015 as if it were yesterday.
A man in Manchester suffered serious head injuries after being hit with a large cylindrical percussion instrument.
Police believe the attack was gong related.
My New Year's resolution is to stop being condescending.
That's when you talk down to people.
A 24-year-old student slipped and fell to his death after climbing New York City's Four Seasons Hotel to take photos.
Police say he landed on a catwalk nine storeys below.
Only the poshest hotels have a walk for cats.
The recent flooding caused by Storm Frank has been truly terrible and has seen countless homes and livelihoods destroyed.
In other news, James Bay will be recording a new version of 'Hold Back The River' in an attempt to raise everyone's spirits.
Tell you what floats my boat.
Water.
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