ok on we go with the show...brew time
hiya Sam ....sounds like you need an extra large brew....here you go matey...
hiya pie well done you with the little dog...any news? as far as the pipes being of different sizes...you dont need to change the couplings or anything ...you should be able to get inline reducers to fit,reducing the large diameter to the smaller...should be ok..because the water hasnt got to travel any great distance ..pity I wasnt there Id have done it ..but the fare makes it non starter!!
hiya Lav...looks like need to get all the ailments fixed before fifty ten arrives!! how are you?Is the son that works the one thats the fire bobby?My daughter worked xmas and new years day...she is chuffed because she delivered a baby on both.........big brew for you ..here you go....
hey bear ...dancing till 4 in he mornin? my days of that are well gone ..drunk or sober!!!good for you tho..as fro the self conscious ..hey that will go ...did anyone ask you about drinking?and did you feel a sense of pride inside?see the government are changing the recommended allowances for drinking in uk...it now includes an advisiry 2 days no alcohol!
hiya pauly...you ok? howza plant doing? yep our deccies and tree are history too..did you sleep any better?hope so
hiya ns,kuya det et al....hope you are all well.....and anyone Ive forgotten...
update....hiya kuya..wot a poetic ring that has got! glad car is fixed ..apologies for missing you orf,but forgot the time difference !!you ok?hows you n daughter?
ok folks have a great day.....
2 New Years Resolutions:
- Wash hands after going to the toilet at work.
- Improve on my Big Mac preparation time.
The government say that alcohol should now show the calorific value on the labels, because a study shows a glass of wine has the same calories as a full sugar donut.
Personally, i think there's a hole in their findings.
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I should hope not ma'am, it's only 2130 now."
A mosquito landed on my balls...
Hardest decision of my life.
A guy in a kilt with a huge sword stole my wallet this afternoon.
It was daylight Rob Roy.
I'm giving up alcohol and doing dry January, and If I'm still angry and horrible at the end of the month, then I know its not the booze...
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