hiya det ...sorry to hear you were victim to Mr booze....only yo know the whys and wherefores mate ..all we can do is help ya...so lets get on with it..
hiya kuya...how are you ...?you ok...?have the booze thoughts subsided?any word of when you are over this way to suuny manchesta?black sand ? that reminds me of tenerife...
eh?
hey pauly did you get the ear muffs?has the coffee table issue been solved?Louie the climber ok with it all?
hiya Llav...well did you get sorted out yesterday?all ready to go for the new year in the workplace...wheres your little apprentices when you need them? they could have helped you out!anyway morning brew...here you go....
hya pie ...well ,dogs delivered ok and safely yesterday I hope?any news on the rescue dog you have?...
hiya bear ...are you back at work today?wasnt sure...... dont let it batter you....you seem to have got yourself sorted out now...
hiya sam ,ns ,hope all is well with you?
well short post today then,but its quality not quantity madam!!
be well peeps..
I told my mum I had murdered someone the other day and she said I should turn myself in to the police.
I've put on a cop's uniform and it looks like suicide to me.
I've just seen a bloke dumping several large boxes of blue bottles in a car park...
I think he was fly-tipping.
I'm returning this invisibility cloak I got for Christmas.
I just can't see myself wearing it.
I have some middle-aged spread.
I should have cleared out the back of the fridge a long time ago.
Are you coming to my fancy dress party?"
"I don't really do fancy dress."
"Oh come on, please, it'll be fun."
"Erm...ok."
"Cool. Who will you be?"
"The Invisible Man."
I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to myself, "This milk must be seriously out of date."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
However, if you sponsor Jack and Jill for just £2 a month we will dig a well in their village.
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