so large cup of hot coffee to get me on the move ...anyone else?
hiya Lav..here you go first out of the pot.....impressed with my new pic?:congratulatory:
hows maxie?hope she is doing ok.....is it a house full today for you?I had plans to go on the treadmill this morning but knee is a bit sore so need to rethink that one....
hey Sam hows you mate ....sounds like a busy day you had and yet one of those days that could be a mañana if you wanted it to be..any gigs lined up?
hiya Pauly,sounds like you are going thru a bit of a drama at the mo...Im probably the last person to advise on relationships but here we go ...my pennies worth...Firstly you say you argued about it before.......so that knocks the booze choice on the head cos you would do it whether you were drinking or not..secondly as for being selfish...are you???I would say not...thru this you are improving/changing your quality of life,relationship,health,atitude and finance....thirdly whats he contributing to it all?its ok to say fk this Ive had enough I want another job....fine no problem with that...go find one that you like,that you will enjoy doing and will improve maintain our quality of life then come back and lets talk about it all..no sense of just sayin I want a job..thats kid an a sweetshop crap..next is oyuve quit drinkin and bloody well too..maybe if you had another avenue to focus on ?give you an example..I do a lot of diy ,playing about with wood, and various other things...now before when I was working and drinking,I didnt have the time and certainly not the self confidence,interest,all that sorta thing..jeez sometimes full of vodka and strong lager ...power tools????you will be surprised at what you can actually do...I can think of someone who creates fantastic cakes,someones else who helps people with drug addiction,so really the world is your oyster..and then its what you want too.....you say you are happy with hubby and you love him...assuming that is reciprocated then you have a solid foundation to build on...dont forget though its a 2 way street...if you are makn the effort shouldnt he be.. just sayin.....:hug: oh and get some plantz!!!
hiya kuya...hey you dont have to go to nz to get crap internet connections....where I am is a pretty good copy of yours!!hope all is well with you....
hiya ppqp....how are you? I thnk our eyes get usd to readin and recognsing crtain word pattrns kinda lke an inbuilt shrt hand......Hey bet you njoy whn its raining,,just hikn you will be able to write that into job specs soon..If its raining dont come in...line 2 ..if it rains ..go home!!how are the eyes doing?
hiya everyone else...where are yizall...yoohoo det,bear ..(what happened at the meeting)pie ,ns ..hope you are all good...
right peeps goodly bye Im out tomorrow early doors....
I was at a job interview today, and the interviewer said, "It says on your CV that you are quick at mental arithmetic. What's seventeen times nineteen?"
I immediately said, "Thirty-six."
He said, "That's not even close."
I said, "But it was quick."
News: Trump accuses opponent of having Canadian passport.
He doesn't, but like many people, he will if Trump is elected.
think about it...
Chelsea footballer Eden Hazard's brother, Thorgan, is currently having an impressive season in Germany with Borussia Monchengladbach.
Unfortunately the same can't be said about his other brother, Dukesof, who has just been sacked by his club for trying to get onto the team bus by climbing through the window.
The geriatric crew who carried out the Hatton Garden robbery only got caught because they didn't have enough charge in their getaway mobility scooters.
What the Russians ACTUALLY requested to take to the ISS was a box set of "Twin Peaks" Sorry about the mix up lads.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
A guy was arrested for groping a hotel receptionist. In court, his defence was: "When I arrived there, I drove through a gate marked ENTER, walked through a door saying PUSH, came to a desk with a bell that said PRESS and met a woman wearing a badge that said PAT."
I make £1,000,000 a month cleaning Windows.
I invented Norton Anti-virus.
A Zulu walking through the jungle comes across a pygmy standing over a dead lion.
"Did you kill that lion?" asks the Zulu.
"Yeah, I beat it to death with my club," the pygmy replies.
"Feck, you must have a big club," says the Zulu.
"yup, there's about thirty of us."
A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to the other building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the young man replied. "Let's see what you've got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, "alright. Get in."
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