mornin all..for all those currently in the path of the snow and bad weather Lav,Sam etc ...stay safe.....kinda puts our puddles of rain to shame! not going detecting today,so here we are at a reasonable time of day...hope all is well..got to go and get my haggis for tomorrow,25h of Jan ..Burns night...Haggis tatties and neeps...fortunately Ive got a friend in Scotland who breeds haggis,free range ones,so its being shipped down today....
without further ado....brew time
hiya kuya.....swimming..love it...in fact I am going today...not in the sun hasten to add but just to the pool and gym...Glad things have got better on the staff/work front...also you and daughter seem to be gettin on great...just as well really ..its a loooong time in a plane sittin with someone you dont get on with!!have a good one...
hiya ppqp...hows things with you today then?see yesterday was a doss day...more of the same today?are you in snow the noo too?have a peaceful Sunday
hi ya pie..well what a particularly perfect piece of perfect poetic prose you produced yesterday..always admired articles of alliteration....any way ..hows you then?no more about the wee dogs that guy tried to dump?hope the condo showing went good....
Pauly ,pauly hows you then ?hope you are feeling better ...after your dramatic weight loss programme!!seriously tho...hope you are ok today..do you have to work today?have a duvet day!!
hiya ns...you ok?
hi Lizann...nice to see you ...hope you are ok...looked at your avatar...thought ..why has she got a pic of Blackpool tower as an avatar.......put me readin specs on to find La Tour Eiffel!! someone should have patented chicken soup years ago ..what a winner
hiya Lav....wow...saw your pics on fb with the snow...that is seriously deep there...who is the snowblower clearing the path?listenin to the forecast..says it is there for today too then on the move hope so...one large brew to you ...
hiya bear ...hows things with you then?think you are makin the right choice to sit and think about the future in the cold light of day without the anger or angst...any plans for today then?
Sam the man ..hows you in snowland today...?how are the cattle faring?stay safe my friend..
det hows you today..
right peeps offski I go..so fare thee well....for those snowbound ..stay warm and safe...but if you do get bored here you go.....
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Saudi Arabia's rulers have said chess was the work of 'Satan' and is banned from Islam.
I wonder if its because it has a Queen who can out manoeuvre the King.
Today I spent most of my day off trying to repair the leaking tap in my kitchen.
Now my neighbours think I have Tourette's Syndrome.
Andy Murray's father in law has been rushed to hospital after collapsing. Doctors have now pinpointed the cause.
Boredom
BBC News reports that by the time the massive blizzard raging across the US passes, the nation's capital, Washington, could lie under a record 30 inches of snow.
That's nothing compared to the amount of sh.t it's going to be in when Trump gets elected.
I went for an audition for a small part in a horror film.
The casting director said she has a role available for a cannibal zombie and would I be interested.
I bit Her hand off
My mate did a twenty kilometre swim this morning which is pretty amazing.I'd struggle to do that on a bike.
Bikes aren't made for water.
Donald Trump says he could shoot someone and his fans would still love him.
That's true,especially if he shot his hair stylist.
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
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without further ado....brew time
hiya kuya.....swimming..love it...in fact I am going today...not in the sun hasten to add but just to the pool and gym...Glad things have got better on the staff/work front...also you and daughter seem to be gettin on great...just as well really ..its a loooong time in a plane sittin with someone you dont get on with!!have a good one...
hiya ppqp...hows things with you today then?see yesterday was a doss day...more of the same today?are you in snow the noo too?have a peaceful Sunday
hi ya pie..well what a particularly perfect piece of perfect poetic prose you produced yesterday..always admired articles of alliteration....any way ..hows you then?no more about the wee dogs that guy tried to dump?hope the condo showing went good....
Pauly ,pauly hows you then ?hope you are feeling better ...after your dramatic weight loss programme!!seriously tho...hope you are ok today..do you have to work today?have a duvet day!!
hiya ns...you ok?
hi Lizann...nice to see you ...hope you are ok...looked at your avatar...thought ..why has she got a pic of Blackpool tower as an avatar.......put me readin specs on to find La Tour Eiffel!! someone should have patented chicken soup years ago ..what a winner
hiya Lav....wow...saw your pics on fb with the snow...that is seriously deep there...who is the snowblower clearing the path?listenin to the forecast..says it is there for today too then on the move hope so...one large brew to you ...
hiya bear ...hows things with you then?think you are makin the right choice to sit and think about the future in the cold light of day without the anger or angst...any plans for today then?
Sam the man ..hows you in snowland today...?how are the cattle faring?stay safe my friend..
det hows you today..
right peeps offski I go..so fare thee well....for those snowbound ..stay warm and safe...but if you do get bored here you go.....
snowman kit.jpg
Saudi Arabia's rulers have said chess was the work of 'Satan' and is banned from Islam.
I wonder if its because it has a Queen who can out manoeuvre the King.
Today I spent most of my day off trying to repair the leaking tap in my kitchen.
Now my neighbours think I have Tourette's Syndrome.
Andy Murray's father in law has been rushed to hospital after collapsing. Doctors have now pinpointed the cause.
Boredom
BBC News reports that by the time the massive blizzard raging across the US passes, the nation's capital, Washington, could lie under a record 30 inches of snow.
That's nothing compared to the amount of sh.t it's going to be in when Trump gets elected.
I went for an audition for a small part in a horror film.
The casting director said she has a role available for a cannibal zombie and would I be interested.
I bit Her hand off
My mate did a twenty kilometre swim this morning which is pretty amazing.I'd struggle to do that on a bike.
Bikes aren't made for water.
Donald Trump says he could shoot someone and his fans would still love him.
That's true,especially if he shot his hair stylist.
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
1504546_10152833281868548_3884182422418562852_n.jpg
another girl was fired for the same reason,had a doc note and everything! I hate being sick,feels like a hangover and I am uncomfortable with that feeling, they were showing pics of the snow on the news and I swear I've seen worse storms? Lav,what do you think? Pie,cute shovel but where's our Sunday lattes and pastry
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