hiya Sam..nowt here to melt ,but def plenty of water n mud!!hows things with you mate?you getting much interest on the surveying front or is it early days?be well..
morning Lav...brew time,,,hows you today then?hows dog?is she coping any better?Im going to put my tomato and pepper seeds in this week ..tho what happens after that is any bodys guess!!I actually theought about putting lettuce in ...but in this weather its more of hearty root veg we need !!got a couple of my faves the other day..gerboras..lovely long lasting flowers..
hiya pauly ..hows you todat then?all good and please with yourself? ...you should be!read your reply on the fred...and bang on it is..youve got quite a fan club there madam!!!also saw your vid with the rain..I was under the impression that where you were all that grew was dust!yup Im sure we can grow some plants there no probs...
hiya ppqp...how are you today then?whats the weather like your way ..just snow?hows the eyes doing? are they any better or too early to say?have a great day..ps are you the gaffer at work yet?
hi pie how are you then?door painted? job done...yep was raining pretty brutal yesterday..what did impress me more was the fact that I wrote Paulys verse on my phone without my glasses on!!Have you anything lined up for this week?
hiya ns...hows you world hopping...?meant to say ..like your avatar!
hiya det whats hapnin mate you ok?
evenin kuya hows you?whats the sitrep on the car?is it fixable?apart from that ..you ok?
hiya bear..nuther week ...hope all is well and you are getting to a decision as to what you want to do
big shout to anyone Ive missed
My wife's a terrible cook, who can never get her sauces right.
But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin.
After a woman cyclist was found to have competed in a race using a bike with a motor, I now intend to realise my dream of winning the Tour de France on my Harley-Davidson.
I put a zebra through the scanner at Wal Mart
Cost me 400 dollars
I saw a van with a sticker saying, 'No tools are kept in this vehicle overnight'.
So I broke into it during the day.
I borrowed my neighbours expensive lawnmower and as I took it I reassured him that I would treat it as if it were my own.
It's been in my shed for 3 years now
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Saudis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.
But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters.
First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola.
Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed.
And then these posters were pasted all over the place.
Salesman:"I thought it would work out well..."
"The hell it should have!" said the Friend
Problem is..they read from right to left!"
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Just been on Trip Advisor.
They recommend LSD and magic mushrooms.
I couldn't believe what I saw when I took a tour of Bob Marley's house in Jamaica.
His entire bedroom wall was covered with posters of students.
I went to the barber's yesterday. He said, "you're starting to go bald."
I said, "well, get a fcking move on then."
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