brew time tho...
hiya Sam ....glad all is good and that you are jugglin jobs...seems a pity to rip that old house down....but thats progress for you ...yeah right!!hows the moosik side of life going?
hiya bear hows you ?all ok?
hiya pie ...tempus fugit........life is like a toilet roll...the nearer the end you get the quicker it seems to go!!!hows the canine clan doing?
good morning ns ..hows life with you today then?all good?
hey det ...you out and about or home at the moment?
hiya kuya..how are you doing then?any news on the car situ ?or is it off to the big scrappy in the sky?
hey ppqp...mia..hows you today then?all good ...too busy watching people park up?
mornin Lav,how are you then?sounds like youve got some real fun with the mud there..get the grandkids round ..they will love playing in it!! meanwhile heres a brew to go with Curious george.....whatever happened to Wile e coyote, dick dastardly ,muttley and all the real cartoons..instead of all this kid stuff??
hiya pauly ..how are you?hope all is well.as for the co-worker..down to her ..please herself your life aint dependant on her ,but it could just be that she is on a downer ..so just in case....this is for you :happy2: have a good one...
right folks ..have a super smashing weekend .....
On a recent trip to China, I bought some incredibly rare dragon scales and brought them home for my wife.
"Ooh, they're beautiful!" she cooed in wonder. "What are they?"
"They're dragon scales," I replied. "They're very rare."
"What are they for?" she asked, staring at them with interest.
"Weighing dragons," I answered.
At least there will be one benefit from rising sea levels.
Fewer whale strandings.
I went to the cinema to see Will Smith's new film, Concussion.
I recommend it.
Immediately before you see it.
I decided to visit a prostitute last night. For fifty pounds she said she would wear sexy lingerie and give me the treatment or for one hundred pounds i could get the "full wife experience"
I went for the latter.
She nipped into the bedroom and came out two minutes later with a dressing gown covered in dog hairs on and a fag in her mouth then sat on the settee eating crisps and moaned at me until i fixed the shelf in the corner.
Officer Paddy stops two priests on a motorcycle.
Paddy: "No helmets? What if you have an accident?"
Priests: "Don't worry, my son. God is with us."
Paddy: "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed on a motorcycle."
We used to have 4 different remote controls.
Then we got a Universal Remote.
Now we have 5 different remote controls.
I work as a postman.
The pay isn't great, but anything addressed to 'Cash 4 Gold' is a good bonus.
My mate's opened up a new chain of coffee shops in Russia.
It's called Tsarbucks.
I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night.
I never really got along with my real ladder.
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