mornin all ...hows about ye ?all good I hope....went to my friends leaving do,nice to see a lot of old as in known faces there,and a good old catch up...but one thing is for sure ...you cant go back..nor do I wish it either....one guy really impressed me...at one stage he was my deputy...weighed about 23 stone..saw him last night and hardly recognised him....a mere 14 stone..all in all a good night tho...
and now ..its raining..I had just taken the roof vent off my greenhoose,as the wind decided to play games with its shape and now its chucking it down with rain...oh well...plant sorting out time today..
right first a brew ..out detecting tomorrow..early start.....
mornin kuya...hows you?hows the fun week doing ?still got probs with tinternet connections?likewise and I am only the other side of Oldham..not the wureld!!when you come over bring some sun with you!!yes it was moi that asked Pauly about the withches of Eastwick that tend to have their own little exclusive clique..(Wed 3)an ongoing saga she has with them as people...
hey Sam ..hows you then ? did you get the tyres?by adding a coupla words adds a few quid onto the price..""yep these are super low profiles with assisted blah blah...they are a mere snip at $500 a piece!!"have a great day my friend..
hiya pauly hows you today then?that was a reeelly nice pic you put up on fb...what you up to today then?do you work weekends too?like Lav,I hope I treat people the same as they treat me..I like a laff and a joke,and yep I guess over the years a few tool in the box have gone rusty....(posh way of saying bit of a nut!)..you have great day :hug:
mornin Lav....Mick, 'life is like a roll of toilet paper.....'
I will have to remember that one, LOL
It really is a true statement & scares me just a little ....especially after a dodgy curry!!!!!!!:welldone: hows you today then?all good I hope..did you get your stitching done or is it an ongoing thing? here you go large cawfee for the lady....(thats how they say it in films!)..getting to the sorting out seeds and plants today....despite the rain!!
no Daniel or George today?
hiya ppqp...working today?man alive whats this about?eek long time since I worked weekends..you take it easy and think of you
hiya pie and the canine crew...all good with you today I hope?
hiya ns ..hope all is well with you too..well I know it will be :thumbsup:
hiya det..hows things?settling down now?
mornin bear ..hope all is good with you too..
right good folks have a great weekend...
My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, sushi left me.
Found a card in a phone box last night that read, 'Phone this number if you want to have a good time'.
So I did,
A voice answered, "5pm, Friday."
How the hell does a crane fall and crash in New York when all the super heroes live there?
"Every time I see you, you have a fcking beer can in your hand. Are you becoming an alcoholic?!" screamed the missus.
I just told her yes, because it was much easier than admitting to her that last week my mate Dave dared me to glue it to my hand just to see what would happen.
An old priest got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he exclaimed, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
As everyone liked him they came up with a code word; someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.
About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."
The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the Mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."
After appearing late at work for three days on the trot and telling the boss I'd slept badly, he gave me a sleeping pill.
That evening I took the pill, went to bed, slept like a log and appeared on the job at 6 am.
I gave the boss a smug grin when he arrived and said, "How's that then?"
The boss said, "Where the feck were you yesterday?"
The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
A cowboy was riding into a strange town when he saw a couple of Indians.
"Can you tell me where the nearest toilet is?" asked the cowboy.
"We just use that bush over there," answered one of the Indians.
The cowboy went behind the bush and had a piss, but when he came out all the Indians were laughing.
"What's so fcking funny?" he asked.
"That's the ladies," shouted the Indians.
Women on Haircuts:
Woman 1: Oh! That haircut is so cute!
Woman 2: You think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: Oh God no! It's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts, that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would kill for your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
And so on ...
Men on Haircuts:
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Aye.
Man 1: Looks ok
and now ..its raining..I had just taken the roof vent off my greenhoose,as the wind decided to play games with its shape and now its chucking it down with rain...oh well...plant sorting out time today..
right first a brew ..out detecting tomorrow..early start.....
mornin kuya...hows you?hows the fun week doing ?still got probs with tinternet connections?likewise and I am only the other side of Oldham..not the wureld!!when you come over bring some sun with you!!yes it was moi that asked Pauly about the withches of Eastwick that tend to have their own little exclusive clique..(Wed 3)an ongoing saga she has with them as people...
hey Sam ..hows you then ? did you get the tyres?by adding a coupla words adds a few quid onto the price..""yep these are super low profiles with assisted blah blah...they are a mere snip at $500 a piece!!"have a great day my friend..
hiya pauly hows you today then?that was a reeelly nice pic you put up on fb...what you up to today then?do you work weekends too?like Lav,I hope I treat people the same as they treat me..I like a laff and a joke,and yep I guess over the years a few tool in the box have gone rusty....(posh way of saying bit of a nut!)..you have great day :hug:
mornin Lav....Mick, 'life is like a roll of toilet paper.....'
I will have to remember that one, LOL
It really is a true statement & scares me just a little ....especially after a dodgy curry!!!!!!!:welldone: hows you today then?all good I hope..did you get your stitching done or is it an ongoing thing? here you go large cawfee for the lady....(thats how they say it in films!)..getting to the sorting out seeds and plants today....despite the rain!!
no Daniel or George today?
hiya ppqp...working today?man alive whats this about?eek long time since I worked weekends..you take it easy and think of you
hiya pie and the canine crew...all good with you today I hope?
hiya ns ..hope all is well with you too..well I know it will be :thumbsup:
hiya det..hows things?settling down now?
mornin bear ..hope all is good with you too..
right good folks have a great weekend...
My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, sushi left me.
Found a card in a phone box last night that read, 'Phone this number if you want to have a good time'.
So I did,
A voice answered, "5pm, Friday."
How the hell does a crane fall and crash in New York when all the super heroes live there?
"Every time I see you, you have a fcking beer can in your hand. Are you becoming an alcoholic?!" screamed the missus.
I just told her yes, because it was much easier than admitting to her that last week my mate Dave dared me to glue it to my hand just to see what would happen.
An old priest got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he exclaimed, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
As everyone liked him they came up with a code word; someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.
About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."
The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the Mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."
After appearing late at work for three days on the trot and telling the boss I'd slept badly, he gave me a sleeping pill.
That evening I took the pill, went to bed, slept like a log and appeared on the job at 6 am.
I gave the boss a smug grin when he arrived and said, "How's that then?"
The boss said, "Where the feck were you yesterday?"
The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
A cowboy was riding into a strange town when he saw a couple of Indians.
"Can you tell me where the nearest toilet is?" asked the cowboy.
"We just use that bush over there," answered one of the Indians.
The cowboy went behind the bush and had a piss, but when he came out all the Indians were laughing.
"What's so fcking funny?" he asked.
"That's the ladies," shouted the Indians.
Women on Haircuts:
Woman 1: Oh! That haircut is so cute!
Woman 2: You think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: Oh God no! It's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts, that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would kill for your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
And so on ...
Men on Haircuts:
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Aye.
Man 1: Looks ok
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