hey pauly hows you? hiya sam Kuya ,ppqp,ns,det Lav and everyone else in our ever smaller growing club!!!
brews all round and have a good day everyone
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
How is Donald Trump going to create middle-class jobs? By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Critics say it’s illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It’s also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn’t born in this country.
If Trump does become president, I hope he puts a wig on his plane and calls it Hair Force One.
Donald Trump is attacking President Obama’s background. And I said, “Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He’s half jack and half ass.”
Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama’s birth certificate to make sure that it’s real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump’s hair.
Trump is very reluctant to release his tax returns. Either he doesn’t make as much money as he wants people to think he does, or he doesn’t want anyone to know he claims his hairpiece as a dependent.
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